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Cricket

Evil from Concentrate
True & Honest Fan
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I'm unfortunately quite tired and dealing with a heatwave of high humidity right now, like seriously. It's insanely hot and the humidity freaking sucks ass. Hot Weather is one thing but when it's humid it's just not fun at all. If any of you guys imply humid weather > hot weather then I dunno what to say, but I felt it was the right time to start a thread on this rather strange personality.
In addition to the other comments here, it should be noted that this entire section is unnecessary. Focus on the cow and not your own situation unless directly relevant to the cow.
 

BoingoTango

Sabat on a gayops
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no one cares what you think
Jesus christ can people stop being autistic about how the op thread for one of these is not good enough and maybe try to add something or talk about the person in question. I mean it's not great. I'm not gonna do it, but jesus, ya'll are some picky bastards.
 

Thomas Paine

Jameson® Irish Whiskey enthusiast
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Email: vitogesualdi@gmail.com
Phone: 857-294-7262
Location: San Gabriel, California

Personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/vito.gesualdi.7
FB Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/vitozone/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gesualdi
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/v_gesualdi/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/thevitoshow
Kickstarter: https://www.gofundme.com/help-vito-not-go-to-prison (Some Kind of Legal Fee Fund)

Link to his Resume (full res screenshot): http://northnowhere.com/resume/

NB: For whatever reason, all archive.xx sites are still giving DNS errors even when switching DNS Hosts.
The Wayback's Archive is down for maintenance.
 

BoomerDenton

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In addition to the other comments here, it should be noted that this entire section is unnecessary. Focus on the cow and not your own situation unless directly relevant to the cow.
Jesus christ can people stop being autistic about how the op thread for one of these is not good enough and maybe try to add something or talk about the person in question. I mean it's not great. I'm not gonna do it, but jesus, ya'll are some picky bastards.
I did it to gauge interest and tbh, the reason I had that intro about the weather was because someone was gonna complain the OP post was weak, but I didn't want to delay it so I said "Fuck it, I'm gonna start it and revisit it later to fix".

That being said those who are trying to help out I appreciate it.

Edit: And now I feel mighty stupid for not seeing this thread earlier. I'm gonna keep a tab on my post and add to it and try again later when it's "good enough"
 
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AnalAngel1488

tfue fan
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This person seems like a budding lolcow.

Reddit post about wanking with used sanitary pads

There is nothing locked down about his profile and you can see his programmer portfolio too. Archived for posterity.
 

hamburgerlardraid

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New cow idea: Lovely Peaches aka Brittany Johnson
  • Instagram teenage prostitute turned minor celebrity
  • Known for her outrageous behavior on Instagram (namely Instagram live)
  • This includes: eating her own feces and menstrual blood, "working" with clients while on live in front of her underage audience, willingness to sell her one year old daughter into the sex trade, fighting herself on Instagram live
  • has several Instagram accounts with alternating levels of activity, some get taken down for violating Instagram ToS
  • Main account: @lovelypeachesmusic100 has amassed over 280k followers
  • Reason for posting this: scout interest in this lolcow, see if there is enough interest for there to be an actual thread, scout out further info on her
 
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ellexuna

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Sorry for the long post, but Develv, a pair of Russian sisters who share a Deviantart account, where they make fetish art of eunuchs and other similar bizarre art pieces. Deva is the older sister, and Elveos is the younger one. They claim they were raised in a cult (Krishnas) and never went to school, despite this Elveos claims to know 12 languages, and both seem to think that they know more than actual historians. It's also been mentioned that they have argued with actual historians and linguists, as well as normal people about this. A lot of their art involves "fanart" of historical people, so they are known to straight up edit wikipedia articles of said people so that they fit their fetish. (All the wikipedia pages Elveos is known to have edited: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Elvusmagnus)

There's plenty of other shit, most of it is documented on Russian website holywarsoo. (their thread: https://holywarsoo.net/viewtopic.php?id=879) All of their social media and key points are linked on the front page of this link, but I will also link some stuff down below. The thread is in Russian, but it's readable using google translate or deepl translator. The points mentioned on the thread include things like Elveos burning a book because "it's not homoerotic enough", drawing a nazi in remembrance of Holocaust victims, attempting a social experiment to show that society oppresses their precious eunuchs, and they also seem to think that castrating young boys has the same effect as vaccination against diseases. They also romantisize rape, pedophilia, obviously genital mutilation, and child prostitution, along with many other things.

Oh, and their father is apparently a flat earther who believes in the caste system.

Not much is known about their mother.

I'd make a thread for them myself but I'm not reall sure how to do it. And idk if theyre entertaining enough to have their own thread.

Elveos:
Instagram
Personal tumblr
Personal deviantart
Elveos burning a book (copied over to holywarsoo)

Deva:
Personal VK
Personal deviantart (joint deviantart)
Tumblr #1
Tumblr #2
Social experiment (she replaced the word woman with the word eunuch lol)
 

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Muh Vagina

Me Lurk a Long Time
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I'm.too lazy and not quite confident enough to start a thread yet (EDIT: and I don't have privileges to do one yet), so I present failed congressional candidate Saira Rao. She has a chip on her shoulder the size of a boulder, which isn't quite as large as her Jay Leno chin.

Here are some of her greatest hits:





She also co-founded Race2Dinner in which white women can host a dinner for her fat ass while she tells them how awful they are.

And finally


 
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Poppen

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Hi, long time browser. I need help remembering a certain lolcow or someone that should be. I can't remember her name but she was into yoga, had questionable porn sites and was crazy into veganism. She had a son which she practically fed dirt and grass, poor kid was malnourished as fuck.

Anyone know who I'm talking about? I used to watch her videos a few years back. She was wild.
 
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Cricket

Evil from Concentrate
True & Honest Fan
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Hi, long time browser. I need help remembering a certain lolcow or someone that should be. I can't remember her name but she was into yoga, had questionable porn sites and was crazy into veganism. She had a son which she practically fed dirt and grass, poor kid was malnourished as fuck.

Anyone know who I'm talking about? I used to watch her videos a few years back. She was wild.
She's probably in the BP subforum. You should ask in chat if anyone remembers.
 

Even Odder

A Chan'ner Darkly
True & Honest Fan
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Hi, long time browser. I need help remembering a certain lolcow or someone that should be. I can't remember her name but she was into yoga, had questionable porn sites and was crazy into veganism. She had a son which she practically fed dirt and grass, poor kid was malnourished as fuck.

Anyone know who I'm talking about? I used to watch her videos a few years back. She was wild.
Anna Johnson? Fit Vegan Ginger?
 

JY's Tampon

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Kathryn "KC Hill" Narcisisi AKA Failure Swift
I randomly opened up an article about her and she has a ton of potential.
  1. She believes she's a talented singer
  2. Munchie
  3. Multiple marriages/divorces
  4. Fake GoFundMe's
  5. The ACLU is even stepping in against her.
Original Article
Article 1
Article 2



 
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redcent

Doesn't make much
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Has anyone made a thread about oldcow NaokoElric2250

AFAIK she's been quiet but there's a couple of nuggets I've been holding onto I've been kind of in the mood for sharing
 

A Humble Ewok

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Meet Chris Morgan, the raging manlet who sounds like an extra from Raging Bull. Mr. Morgan, a small businessman who runs a little cleaning service in Long Island(archive), first came to light in a viral video posted to twitter. In the video, an angry Morgan berates staff and customers of a wee bagal store in Long Island. He shouts about how women on dating profile sites say short men deserve to die, yells at the female staff behind the counter, and challenges male patrons to a fight. One men in the store takes him on the offer, tackling Morgan to the ground.

The video would reach great heights of notoriety, and was reported on by a litany news sites (big and small) needing a little piece of click bait to fill their quotas for the day.

But this teeny tantrum was not a sudden Falling Down styled meltdown of a runt who's finally had enough. With just the tiniest of provocation, Chris will get on his tippy toes and go off like a Jersey Shore reject. He even records his freakouts to his YouTube channels (here and here). While many vids have been removed, the best were luckily saved and archived in this thread.

Here he is arguing with a Librarian

Yelling at a store clerk for asking about his height, weery cops were called

Here we see him living out his mob money collection fantasies with a client


While Morgan likes to say he is someone finally standing up to bullies of the world, sticking up for the little guy, he sure does seem to love to bully others when he gets the opportunity. In one video, he leaves a woman in the cold for not going home with him after a date.



Morgan is very critical of the vain, small minded women of this world. He has further expounded on his grievances with fairer sex in various interviews. Being quick to jump on the tiniest opportunity for attention, he has done interviews with: Inside Edition, an in-studio appearance for a small youtube channel, and even gave a 20 minute interview to a 4chan anon claiming to be Nassim Taleb. This has caused him to ascend to the exulted heights of Incel sainthood, canonized as St. Bagelcel, standing with such towering figures as St. Meeks, St. BlackOps2cel, and his high holiness St. Elliot.

Just a day after, almost all the top posts of /r/braincels (largest incel subreddit still around)was praising their new found saint.
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Tryphaena

Not like the other people here in the trailer park
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Yeah keeping an eye on this manlet is gonna be good. Especially since he's not even ashamed and isn't in hiding after that.
 

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