Because he's a gross fuck? He brags about how little he paid for it all the way through because he used some East European girl for it. He also claims to be married and doing this shit behind her back.Why would a dude who looks like a bearded Gigachad have to do something that pathetic?
Submitted for the approval of the midnight society; I give you...
Chance Wilkins/Cyraxx/The Goblin King
Who is Chance Wilkins?
According to him, Chance is an author, artist, activist and musician whos creative lineage spans both generations and continents.
A short video the broadly covers all the nonsense this person has caused in his short (heh) life.
Who is Chance Wilkins really?
A liar, a thief, an (alleged) abuse survivor and an (alleged) abuser himself. A man who is host to a myriad of psychological and physiological issues; among them are (arguably) disproportional dwarfism, mild retardation, oppositional defiance disorder and progeria. He is, as of writing this article, a 30 year old that has never had a job and lives in his mother's unfinished basement in Akron, Ohio. Chance spends his entire day live streaming to 9 people (4 of them trolls, 5 of them mods) wherein he performs vocal covers of his favorite songs, creates "hiphop beats", (in motherfucking Fruty Loops studios that consist of one snare line and one pad) drives around aimlessly in Forza and gets into fights with random spergs in his live chat that ultimately end up with him being DDOS'd for a day, This will cause him to attempt to stream a dozen times in a row with titles like "never backing down from the haters" and "i will never leave youtube"
Also he was victim to one of the greatest gay ops of all time.
Chance is most notable for stealing beats he finds on soundcloud, altering them slightly and then selling them as his own. He has also used this technique with deviant art for his merch store (shut down). Also he attempted to lie his way into the juggalo community.
Full stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzyh0FCawcwww.youtube.com
Chance making "beats"
Cyrax proves he doesn't steal beats by doing a live beat-making session. Trolls slayed. This video was from Cyrax's Skxrface channel and was deleted on May 1...www.youtube.com
The Greatest Gay Op of all time:
I have no idea how this escaped the farms attention, possibly due to 'rona and the gunt (and maybe because it involved the juggalos) but it's time there was some sort of an attempt at archiving this saga.
Chance wants more than anything to become a famous rapper and is convinced Youtube is that ticket to stardom. He quickly inserted himself in the juggalo subculture by taking on any and all challengers in rap battles and freestyling on other peoples live streams any chance he got. It wasn't very long before he attracted the attention of people that saw the potential nectar that was waiting to be tapped.
Music Biz Marty - A shrewd and calculating business man.
The Bender Boys - Plucky juggalo roustabouts looking for hot new talent.
Jayme Springer - King maker in the juggalo community, personal advisor to Twiztid and matron to all.
I am Real miss Jayme Nicole! I'm a Juggalo. Sick of the BS and if people want to fight it out (juggalo or not) we fight the shit out! Sometimes it's funny so...www.youtube.com
Chance Wilkins - A fucking retard.
Mostly on Jayme's channel in the form of live streams with few exceptions.
An edit and reupload of the infamous Suplex City Vlogs Official VS Cyrax Rap Battle. This originally took place on RealMissJaymeNicole's channel, but had to ...www.youtube.comVOTING LINK IS HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/classicgamescanada/community This rap beef has been cooking for years. Yung Foxx has been calling out Cyrax...www.youtube.com
A powerful original song by Cyrax about bullying. This video was from Cyrax's ShadowBlade Official channel.www.youtube.comA touching tribute to Cyrax's former Internet girlfriend, Abbie. AKA The Hook. This video was from Cyrax's ShadowBlade Official channel.www.youtube.comA dope original song by Cyrax about his trouble with PTSD and night terrors that prevent him from sleeping at night. This video was from Cyrax's ShadowBlade ...www.youtube.com
Some of the most important lore remains buried and lost in 10 and 12 hour juggalo streams (buh) but a few snipbits have risen from those depths for our amusement
The reason why the juggalos fucked with him:
Some juggalos are not happy with Cyrax and think he is not a true juggalo. Watch as they test his knowledge of juggalo culture with surprising results.www.youtube.com
Chance announcing he is now signed to the Bender Boys label:
Cyrax is on top of the world as he celebrates getting signed with the Bender Boyz record label. His excitement is really palpable in this video and you can t...www.youtube.com
Due to the failure of his debut music video (unfound) the bender boys were forced to sell Chance's contract:
The evidence that I kicked Cyrax off our record label and he started screaming crying like a child after he was deemed unmanageable. video made by BKLYN MENACEwww.youtube.com
Chance languishing under the thumb of music biz marty:
Join TheBoyBlue91982's channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsVRn5NkF5PdPnXuV8jTEUw/join Jugalo Drama Alert Use code BOYBLUE720 w...www.youtube.com
Chance finally figuring out its all kayfabe:
Cyrax provides a PSA on the dangers of YouTube and the IP2 Network to young content producers like himself. This video was from Cyrax's deleted Drift Work Be...www.youtube.com
Chance was dating a woman by the name of Heather and for a time was living with him. Heather was embroiled in a custody battle for her children that Chance was creepily eager to call his own. But the online and offline antics of Chance seemed to be inhibiting her from gaining said custody. These include allegations of hitting Heather as well one of Heathers children and harassing local autistic children at a park.
Today on a stream on the Adventure Unknown channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj89MUXjEzq8TRksG3NjZag Cyrax and Heather were confronted by Miss Jayme ...www.youtube.comShit goes sour and Cyrax and Heather are extremely upset with Jayme Nicole and others. This video was from Cyrax's deleted Drift Work Beats channel.www.youtube.com
It wasn't long before the two went their separate ways. They parted amicably and without incident, just kidding.
Cyrax Breaks Up With Girlfriend Sapphire Envy on Live Stream After Getting Police Calledwww.youtube.com
Unfortunately, the only footage that can be found explaining Heather's side is "dis pizza good" but fortunately we have Chance's side of the events.
Cyrax explains his part of the story in part 3 of the Cyrax / Heather breakup saga.This video was from Cyrax's Skxrface channel. It was deleted on May 17, 2020.www.youtube.com
Speaking of Chance's side of the story, here's more of his rationalizations. In these "confessions" the lore of his (alleged) abuse is explained.
Cyrax realizes he has been duped. Part 5 of the Cyrax / Heather breakup saga. This video was from Cyrax's Skxrface channel. It was deleted on May 17, 2020.www.youtube.comCyrax begins to discuss his grievances about Heather. He is not happy with her. This is part 4 of the Cyrax / Heather breakup saga.This video was from Cyrax'...www.youtube.com
What is Chance up to now?
A friendly wager goes bad when Shmeckle Cat bets Cyrax he can't participate in livestreams for a week without having a freakout session like he normally does...www.youtube.comJoin TheBoyBlue91982's channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsVRn5NkF5PdPnXuV8jTEUw/join Jugalo Drama Alert Use code BOYBLUE720 w...www.youtube.com
Skxrface - July 15, 2020 - Calling out Butterfly Love CPN and Suple city Vlogs on ther BS and FuckupCyrax sends a message to some of his mortal enemies, including his ex, Butterfly Love, CPN and Suplex City Vlogs Official.This video was from Cyrax's Skxrfac...www.youtube.com
This is it folks. Cyrax's first feature length film called the Darkness. A psychological thriller directed, produced, filmed and acted by Cyrax. Probably his...www.youtube.com
An epic dance battle response from Cyrax. This is what made him famous. He CANNOT be beaten in a dance battle. NEVER. This video was from Cyrax's ShadowBlade...www.youtube.com
Only myself can defeat myself:
Cyrax deploys some fancy video editing techniques to stage a martial arts battle with himself.This video was from Cyrax's Mystik Musik Official channel.www.youtube.com
Chance, the air bender:
Cyrax shows us his supernatural fire bending skills. This video was from Cyrax's Dark Star Films channel.www.youtube.com
Proof hes a motherfucking midgit:
I didn’t want to make this video but he insisted upon it. I thought it was in poor taste but Cyrax wouldn’t take no for an answer!www.youtube.com
An incredible PSA on the dangers of bullying and how it can cause people to commit suicide. Perhaps the finest acting we've seen yet from both Cyrax and Heat...www.youtube.com
Chance screaming for 25 seconds straight:
Thread made: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cyrax...nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/I wish we had a thread for this , as it stands it would take a month to plug in the relevant news , I'll just skip to the recent Cyraxx aka Chance Wilkins update
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Music Business Marty - Cyrax's nemesis
TangerineCat - Cyraxx's dedicated and wholesome girlfriend
Kale (youtube random unknown) printed 50 Cd's of copyrighted music with Cyraxx overdubbed vocal tracks along with a plaque
After many months of terrible karaoke and diss tracks. -
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~ and incessant head scratching the bed bug bites
Kale printed 50 Cd's for Cyraxx which are overdubbed vocal tracks on stolen music , also Kale purchased a plaque which he mailed to Cyraxx . The plaque is congratulating him on his purchase of 50 cd's from the company Diskmakers.
There are currently 38 of these CD's for sale if anyone trusts chance enough with their money and the responsibility of shipping anything when he hasn't left the house in months
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Chance is overwhelmed with the plaque and exclaims "We made it" holding the plaque up towards heaven to show his dead, gay, aids infested brother whose memorial page was defaced earlier in the month.
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Cyraxx shares explicit pictures with Martina666 and the pictures of his b-hole leak out to the internet
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Last night on Marty's stream Marty threatens to send images of the B-hole to TangerineCats employer unless Cyraxx can come and answer some questions so Cyraxx and TangerineCat come on Martys Panel
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Cyraxx cries about being sent rope and considers what Marty is doing as criminal and cries and begs for Marty to stop seeking an apology for Cyraxx saying he killed his ex. Cyraxx has apologized but always with caveats and always retracts and accuses Marty of murder.
Tony the Pedo also makes an appearance on the stream where he talks about his love of young teenage girls and is adamant that being attracted to young teenage girls and having images of underage children on a hidden hard drive
I actually came here and registered to suggest Adonis Paul, JJ Stoner, and Royce as LOLcows for being extreme A-Loggers. I mean, Royce is already technically a LOLcow, but most of that thread is devoted to Mersh not Royce...but Royce's behavior in this situation is the least LOLcowish of the 3.
I was first inclined to do it several weeks ago, but I am extremely lazy, boomerish, and busy. Not to mention, highly disinclined to get involved with internet bullshit.
Adonis Paul, JJ Stoner, and Royce all know just enough about LOLcow-ism to be dangerous. They can find mentally ill people on the internet, but they can't distinguish between sad and funny. Adonis Paul has oscillated between pathetically begging Adrasdea not to kill herself in comments left on her videos, to antagonizing her again on a stream the following night. He admitted to creating dozens of alts to comment on her videos, then denied it again later and went back to A-Logging and bragging about making thousands of dollars off tormenting her. I don't know whether AP has gone back and deleted his embarrassing, desperate please-don't-kill-yourself-and-therefore-ruin-my-life comments, but I assume he has.