Thread Requests & Resources - If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

[Burd Turglar]

I came here after finding a wild narcissist 40 something pajeet mom with psycho eyes on tik tok who is bat shit and has a huge online presence that could make for a great beauty parlor thread. Little did I know, this is all just insane people on tik tok anymore getting thread requests.

Maybe I can muster up the energy to smoke enough weed to make my first OP on this crazy bitch.

 

[Duck Puppy]

Found this gem today.

The pin community is full of scalpers, art thieves and general nutjobs, but this one takes the cake:
9tail pins is a godawful pin creator that sells shitty, traced, popular anime busts turned into enamel pins. Claims them to be limited edition (some assume he fakes the numbers and sells more than he claims to have, or re-sells his own pins under different accounts to hype up the prices), and has a hard on bots.
His hate on bots gave him the genius idea to send out envelopes with piss in them. (instead of, ya kno, canceling them)

Today two (and probably more) people called him out in a group on FB for actually receiving piss in their mail. One of them subsequently doxxing him. One piss victim said they are pressing charges. He claims its fart spray, but nobody believes him.

I'm a tard, so not sure if I'm archiving the right way: https://archive.ph/m1Vb3
If not enough potential for a thread, it sure is a nice read, the FB group is public, so enjoy: Pin Trade: Scammers & Callouts

 

[Josterman]

That palmer report is at it again and chickenfoot has all of the phots of his tweets that I PM to them and they rightfully call him the chris Chan of poltics here are some more samples of his mentality

 

[Gloria]

Do think Prison Mate Luke needes his own thread, do to the many mistakes he has made and feels no remorse for doing so. Give false information and fixing context to his own benefit, trying to look good and be the hero when clearly he do not have a idea how to reserch a situation at all. He was called out for his BS from some other YT and left for a bit, hiding till he saw a good moment to come out. Once he came back from his so called "break" aka hidding he acts like nothing happend manipulating ppl with a fake video apologizing that he has not done almost going more then a month that has not done and or do, ever.

Do think he needs his own thread, as long as he dosent get called out for hs BS he will continue with this slander, miss information path on yt. he has lost subs vut he is still over 100K.

 

[I hate Yukari Takeba.]

A personal Twitter lolcow of mine, Dimitri Monroe/TheSMonroeShow deserves a thread because he is a self-obsessed weeaboo that obsesses over a 14 year old anime girl that looks like a child, self-identifies with a psychopathic rapist from a hentai and on top of that is a racist femboy who allegedly tried to fuck an underaged trans person at PAX west:
Google Drive link
Additionally, he is also fucking fat.

Spoiler: fat lol

Spoiler: questionable posts and messages

Spoiler: Videos

I can't make threads on people because I'm not as good at collecting things that cement them as lolcows as other people on this site and barely know how to archive.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Friend of mine is sharing me some funny shit from palmer report and I can agree that PR is 100% a lolcow beyond the shadow of the doubt.

Spoiler: Palmer Report Photobomb

 

[Truth Hound]

Possibly. Most people would get a suspended sentence on a first offence even in 2004 - or a few months in worst case. Perhaps, PL had some previous.

In any event, PL didn't seem to get much of a lesson from his incarceration judging by this tweet:

"AND I still have a pair of Dolce & Gabbana jeans I bought with my crime proceeds. And I'm not in prison anymore. A net gain I'd say"

PL makes a lot of his working class roots. However, his mother went to grammar school in Hucknall and is now a senior project manager at a pharmaceutical company. Not what I would call working class.

PL's mum got knocked up aged 16 by a bouncer who worked at local clubs (Daren Lees). Although they lived together very briefly, they didn't marry.

 

[FinalProphet]

OK, I'm adding a most amazing lolcow that I'm shocked no one else has discovered yet. I hope this guy entertains a whole slew of people.

I present to you: Jacob Daniel Curnow AKA IIINCORRUPTIBLE / IIICE_COLD / IIILUSIVE / DATS_WAYCIST / RAYCIIIST / Grande Jefe

Spoiler: pictures

So, I actually have a *lot* to share on this guy. The rabbit hole with this guy goes deeper than anyone realizes.

His Facebook is facebook.com/jacob.curnow and his Gab is gab.com/jacobdcurnow, it's his third one so far after getting banned from Twitter.

He was famous in the Mortal Kombat and Injustice fighting game community for claiming to be a top player, while actually being terrible. Like, really, really bad. What happened was, he started playing Injustice on PS4 when it was new, and the game had no players. All the top players were still on PS3. So he breezed through a bunch of kids playing it and managed to take 1 #1 rank, because it only ranked by total kills. He went into forums where the pros hang out, and tried telling them they were wrong. It didn't go well. If you search "IIINCORRUPTIBLE" and "Test Your Might" a lot of results should come up.

His YouTube channel is full of gold. His most recent video is him sitting in full body armor in front of a camera, talking about the issues with politics while living with his mother. Dude is 36 years old this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bNRztb8M_w

He attempted to run for congress in his district (Tampa), and got a whopping 7 votes. His "campaign" website speaks for itself as well do his responses to ABC News questions: https://archive.ph/wip/ebUlc

He regularly calls the White House, FBI or other government agencies and makes nonsense complaints online, and then when the FBI announces something that he approves of, he genuinely thinks he had a hand in their decision, but they can't publicly acknowledge him.

Spoiler: Here is is bothering the Secret Service with nonsense:

He talks about printing out his various scores in video games and putting them on his wall like people hang degrees. He filed for a Guinness world record and thinks the only reason he didn't get it is due to conspiracy. He doesn't understand that a world record has to be independently verified.

Spoiler: Curnow applying for a Guinness world record

The only job he has have been a janitor for Walmart and working in the kitchen at a restaurant, where literally everyone made fun of him, and he was ordered to clean a table leg and then made fun of for jerking off table legs - https://archive.md/PzL8Q

How terrible he is at games cannot be understated, but this perfectly balances out his narcissism, resulting in some truly, truly, truly epic rages. It's all he is known for in the community. He is mostly well known on Gamefaqs, and I have several links to threads there, many going over 500 pages with the entire community mocking him and him trying to fight back, but I'm not archiving them all.

He is working on developing his own martial art, which includes things like how to grow to 100 feet tall because size is the ultimate martial art - https://archive.md/7WWxD

He is deathly scared of Ben Askren, because an MMA fighter who played Injustice and is friends with Ben was mocking Jacob, and Jacob was talking mad shit to the guy, so somehow Jaocb thinks Ben Askren wants to beat him up.

Spoiler: Curnow on conspiracy theories and Ben Askren

He is big into gangstalking theories, and he also believes the government shuts him down when he starts talking about mind control or weather control stuff, when in reality he gets banned for racist rhetoric - https://archive.ph/wip/9U9Q6

He thinks Seth Rogen stole his life story and turned it into a TV show to mock him personally, which is in the earlier comments on his reddit profile, archived in the link in the previous sentence.

Here are some of his classic videos about gangstalking. He has *many* like this but seems to have deleted them. I have copies, but need to upload to Vimeo or elsewhere. I'm going to try uploading the craziest/lolworthy ones first

Spoiler: Gangstalking videos

He did one semester at a community college several years ago, dropped out, but until now continues claim to be a student with a 4.0 GPA. He is talking about going to law school but has not figured out that law in the US is a post graduate degree. His understanding of the world is truly shockingly bad. His is super proud of the fact that he understands the 3 branches of government, and tries to explain them to an empty audience every chance he gets.

He has made numerous complaints to the FBI because he is convinced someone hacked the leaderboard and "stole" his rank, and that it was part of a conspiracy, in reality the leaderbord just glitched because the game was designed for PS3 community servers not PS4 community servers. - https://archive.md/snGCn

He is a huge Trumper and genuinely believes everything Alex Jones and David Icke say. He got bulled into leaving an apartment during the pandemic not realizing there was protection against evictions, and has now been living with his mother (who he describes as his roommate) for almost a year. Mostly wearing full body armor, mostly just gaming 24/7 and raging at people. He deletes his livestreams which contain him raging, but I have many archived. This is one of his most famous (skip ahead about 2 minutes)

Spoiler: Curnow raging when someone spams better than he can

He has his wix site where he claims to be a professional gamer / reviewer. It's truly awful - https://archive.md/wip/4wSHn

He seems to have an issue with his penis, maybe having a micropenis, as he regularly starts going off on tangents insulting the people who beat him about their penis size, and there are threads of him on IGN asking if there is any possibility of increasing his penis size with science, and seems to believe women can increase their breast size through willpower alone - https://archive.ph/lcbEl and https://archive.ph/xHDeA

He has regularly called out champion fighting game players like SonicFox and then dipped when they accepted. He refuses to compete in offline tournaments for money because he is convinced that people are trying to steal his moves. Not sure how that makes sense since he could go there and just win money at least once.

He seems obsessed with the ideas of being an alpha male vs a beta male, and was a follower of the return of kings nonsense, so he's pretty much a confirmed incel.

Because he is so obsessed with that, he constantly talks tough and wants people to fight him, claiming to have been a body builder. In reality he is 5'9 and 230 pounds, as he admitted on a live stream. Despite his claims of being a tough guy, a man on a motorcycle yelled at him and scared him and he filed a police report about it - https://archive.ph/y3Yze

When he live streams, he never has any followers, and often talks to himself making sad and strange noises.

Every video he makes has to be under 30 minutes, because for some reason he says he can't record longer than that. I assume because his sdcard runs out of space. It's incredibly he doesn't know how to stitch videos together, or to setup a webcam while he streams and just stream himself instead of a game.

Here he is in full body armor with a white board, losing himself trying to explain how the conspiracy involves all levels of government:

I have pages of info to share on this guy, as well as videos and more archived pages, but hopefully this is a good start.

 

[FinalProphet]

Same dude as above wants his martial arts to calculate for all life in the universe, which he thinks is no big deal to map - https://archive.ph/skWJ9

 

[JY's Tampon]

OK, I'm adding a most amazing lolcow that I'm shocked no one else has discovered yet. I hope this guy entertains a whole slew of people.

I present to you: Jacob Daniel Curnow AKA IIINCORRUPTIBLE / IIICE_COLD / IIILUSIVE / DATS_WAYCIST / RAYCIIIST / Grande Jefe

Spoiler: pictures

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So, I actually have a *lot* to share on this guy. The rabbit hole with this guy goes deeper than anyone realizes.

His Facebook is facebook.com/jacob.curnow and his Gab is gab.com/jacobdcurnow, it's his third one so far after getting banned from Twitter.

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He was famous in the Mortal Kombat and Injustice fighting game community for claiming to be a top player, while actually being terrible. Like, really, really bad. What happened was, he started playing Injustice on PS4 when it was new, and the game had no players. All the top players were still on PS3. So he breezed through a bunch of kids playing it and managed to take 1 #1 rank, because it only ranked by total kills. He went into forums where the pros hang out, and tried telling them they were wrong. It didn't go well. If you search "IIINCORRUPTIBLE" and "Test Your Might" a lot of results should come up.

His YouTube channel is full of gold. His most recent video is him sitting in full body armor in front of a camera, talking about the issues with politics while living with his mother. Dude is 36 years old this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bNRztb8M_w

He attempted to run for congress in his district (Tampa), and got a whopping 7 votes. His "campaign" website speaks for itself as well do his responses to ABC News questions: https://archive.ph/wip/ebUlc

He regularly calls the White House, FBI or other government agencies and makes nonsense complaints online, and then when the FBI announces something that he approves of, he genuinely thinks he had a hand in their decision, but they can't publicly acknowledge him.

View attachment 2242418

Spoiler: Here is is bothering the Secret Service with nonsense:

He talks about printing out his various scores in video games and putting them on his wall like people hang degrees. He filed for a Guinness world record and thinks the only reason he didn't get it is due to conspiracy. He doesn't understand that a world record has to be independently verified.

Spoiler: Curnow applying for a Guinness world record

The only job he has have been a janitor for Walmart and working in the kitchen at a restaurant, where literally everyone made fun of him, and he was ordered to clean a table leg and then made fun of for jerking off table legs - https://archive.md/PzL8Q

How terrible he is at games cannot be understated, but this perfectly balances out his narcissism, resulting in some truly, truly, truly epic rages. It's all he is known for in the community. He is mostly well known on Gamefaqs, and I have several links to threads there, many going over 500 pages with the entire community mocking him and him trying to fight back, but I'm not archiving them all.

He is working on developing his own martial art, which includes things like how to grow to 100 feet tall because size is the ultimate martial art - https://archive.md/7WWxD

He is deathly scared of Ben Askren, because an MMA fighter who played Injustice and is friends with Ben was mocking Jacob, and Jacob was talking mad shit to the guy, so somehow Jaocb thinks Ben Askren wants to beat him up.

Spoiler: Curnow on conspiracy theories and Ben Askren

He is big into gangstalking theories, and he also believes the government shuts him down when he starts talking about mind control or weather control stuff, when in reality he gets banned for racist rhetoric - https://archive.ph/wip/9U9Q6

He thinks Seth Rogen stole his life story and turned it into a TV show to mock him personally, which is in the earlier comments on his reddit profile, archived in the link in the previous sentence.

Here are some of his classic videos about gangstalking. He has *many* like this but seems to have deleted them. I have copies, but need to upload to Vimeo or elsewhere. I'm going to try uploading the craziest/lolworthy ones first

Spoiler: Gangstalking videos

He did one semester at a community college several years ago, dropped out, but until now continues claim to be a student with a 4.0 GPA. He is talking about going to law school but has not figured out that law in the US is a post graduate degree. His understanding of the world is truly shockingly bad. His is super proud of the fact that he understands the 3 branches of government, and tries to explain them to an empty audience every chance he gets.

He has made numerous complaints to the FBI because he is convinced someone hacked the leaderboard and "stole" his rank, and that it was part of a conspiracy, in reality the leaderbord just glitched because the game was designed for PS3 community servers not PS4 community servers. - https://archive.md/snGCn

He is a huge Trumper and genuinely believes everything Alex Jones and David Icke say. He got bulled into leaving an apartment during the pandemic not realizing there was protection against evictions, and has now been living with his mother (who he describes as his roommate) for almost a year. Mostly wearing full body armor, mostly just gaming 24/7 and raging at people. He deletes his livestreams which contain him raging, but I have many archived. This is one of his most famous (skip ahead about 2 minutes)

Spoiler: Curnow raging when someone spams better than he can

He has his wix site where he claims to be a professional gamer / reviewer. It's truly awful - https://archive.md/wip/4wSHn

He seems to have an issue with his penis, maybe having a micropenis, as he regularly starts going off on tangents insulting the people who beat him about their penis size, and there are threads of him on IGN asking if there is any possibility of increasing his penis size with science, and seems to believe women can increase their breast size through willpower alone - https://archive.ph/lcbEl and https://archive.ph/xHDeA

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He has regularly called out champion fighting game players like SonicFox and then dipped when they accepted. He refuses to compete in offline tournaments for money because he is convinced that people are trying to steal his moves. Not sure how that makes sense since he could go there and just win money at least once.

He seems obsessed with the ideas of being an alpha male vs a beta male, and was a follower of the return of kings nonsense, so he's pretty much a confirmed incel.

Because he is so obsessed with that, he constantly talks tough and wants people to fight him, claiming to have been a body builder. In reality he is 5'9 and 230 pounds, as he admitted on a live stream. Despite his claims of being a tough guy, a man on a motorcycle yelled at him and scared him and he filed a police report about it - https://archive.ph/y3Yze

When he live streams, he never has any followers, and often talks to himself making sad and strange noises.

Every video he makes has to be under 30 minutes, because for some reason he says he can't record longer than that. I assume because his sdcard runs out of space. It's incredibly he doesn't know how to stitch videos together, or to setup a webcam while he streams and just stream himself instead of a game.

Here he is in full body armor with a white board, losing himself trying to explain how the conspiracy involves all levels of government:

I have pages of info to share on this guy, as well as videos and more archived pages, but hopefully this is a good start.

At this point you should just post to prospering grounds.

 

[FinalProphet]

At this point you should just post to prospering grounds.

What is prospering grounds? I thought the right approach was to create a post in here and if the admins decide it is worthy, they would make a thread?

In the meanwhile, here are Curnow's ramblings on Satanism..

Spoiler: Curnow explaining Satanism videos

 

[JY's Tampon]

What is prospering grounds? I thought the right approach was to create a post in here and if the admins decide it is worthy, they would make a thread?

In the meanwhile, here are Curnow's ramblings on Satanism..

Spoiler: Curnow explaining Satanism videos

See if you have permissions.

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/prospering-grounds.92/

If not ask the mods and they should let you in. Just make sure to follow the formatting instructions up top. It's a place you can test out a thread and receive help.

 

[GenociderSyo]

What is prospering grounds? I thought the right approach was to create a post in here and if the admins decide it is worthy, they would make a thread?

In the meanwhile, here are Curnow's ramblings on Satanism..

Spoiler: Curnow explaining Satanism videos

Pretty much anyone can make an OP in Proving Grounds done it myself. You just put together a nice concise detailed post about the person in Proving Grounds and see what happens.

 

[FinalProphet]

See if you have permissions.

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/prospering-grounds.92/

If not ask the mods and they should let you in. Just make sure to follow the formatting instructions up top. It's a place you can test out a thread and receive help.

Pretty much anyone can make an OP in Proving Grounds done it myself. You just put together a nice concise detailed post about the person in Proving Grounds and see what happens.

Oh, I do have permissions, awesome. I'm going to make a new thread and restructure stuff to show chronological order and make things clearer. Thanks fellas!

 

[Vizieti]

Someone has GOT TO make a thread in Animal Control for TikTok user @Icierra

This literal complete sped furry goes from pissing on people who stole her multicolored ear design. (Literally 2 triangle pieces of paper, one pink, and one green) to being homophobic, then proceeding to post on pride month screaming “Asexual pride”. Then being racist and having a literal mammy doll hanging from her ceiling. (partially unrelated to the racism). Not to mention she’s claiming that she is dating her brother (he is a sped too, but even he has enough intelligence to attempt to cut all contact with her). She is a complete cow, it’s baffling how she doesn’t have her own thread by now.

 

[fnaarf]

I don't fucking know what's going on. Go nuts.

 

[Richter Blobmondo]

I think the BovineBonita thread should get a relook

She recently fleed from Twitter due to some allegations, I will archive all these latter

https://twitter.com/MiraculousGuurl/status/1382187308292579330

 

[DisGoodYa]

Introducing Yandere Timmy.

YT channel 1, YT Channel 2, Instagram.
Yandere timmy, timmy and anthony vee, end of support, yandere timmy the joker, there are others but he likes to delete and remake accounts a lot.

Clinically antisocial alcoholic who's lives with his grandparents and desperately wants to be famous. Likes to roleplay on children's games and in real life as the Joker or Marilyn Manson. Thinks he's some kind of elite hacker because he knows how to change windows themes. Ear rape artist, and gamer. He dabbles in asmr, using his disgusting inch long nails to tap.

Has posted hundreds of covers of Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson

He 'interviewed' himself.

Nothing malicious (besides his random outbursts at the Chinese), just hilarious to watch. Need help archiving because he posts so much.

Edit: put him in Internet Famous, that's all he's ever wanted

 

[Catchyourcat69]

Update: He goes by worm burrow on twitter now and he's active

 

[heraclius33]

Somebody has to make a thread on Dovahhatty.

While a pretty okay content creator, as a person you could definitely classify him as a lolcow.

He's fat, refers to people in his discord as plebs unironically, allegedly had sex with an underage transgender teen, groomed multiple members of his discord,
got an underage boy to post his ass in the main chat(according to an oldfag from his now banned discord), has a hentai producer as his character artist(Cuteatika),
https://youtu.be/jA9Ip3ouikU



He wrote a 30 part fanfiction with furries and gore on Rome unironically