Inactive Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

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This is only the second time in over a month I can even get on KF but I wanted to say, color me shocked-not. Jen was basically sent home to die because she was a lost cause. She lived in her delusional state where she was 'doing things her way' and 'knows what works for her'. You can turn a blind eye to reality for so long but it eventually catches you. Take note Chantal, though Tammy Slaton is likely next.

Also, did anyone see the phony's on twitter pretending to care?
 
Are death certificates public record. I'm asking because the queens death certificate was shown on YT. I want to know what Jen died of
Let's face it, if she died from anything other than FAT (like COVID or "a long battle with cancer"), it would have been in her Obit to deflect from the FAT. My guess is either sepsis or congestive heart failure.

I'm curious about how her remains were disposed of. It has been a point of discussion on several threads that disposing of a deathfat is both difficult and expensive. Either a supersize coffin in a supersize burial plot, or cremation in a supersize oven (which isn't available everywhere) and the risk of grease fire. Would the state have taken care of it? Methinks if the burden was on Gin he would have been ebegging.
 
If anyone's down for the Jen group Halloween costume, if I put on on a winter coat, stuffit brimming with cheese, curl into a mean, bitter ball of a human, and drape a sheet over myself while bragging how my fiance helps me sit up whenever I want, I'll be Jen.
You should get some long artificial nails and cram a bunch of chocolate pudding underneath them to resemble fecal material.

Do they make clubbed acrylics? 🤔
 
I'll be a fat bomb...or a turd. Who could tell the difference anyway?
Someone else is already being Fat Jen for Halloween 🙂
I can't wait to be Jen for halloween on here. is anyone gonna be Vernon or cheese? We can do a couples thing

I'll be those Sour Cherry Candies she swore she never ever ate, but clearly I was on her Kroger bill.
 
Let's face it, if she died from anything other than FAT (like COVID or "a long battle with cancer"), it would have been in her Obit to deflect from the FAT. My guess is either sepsis or congestive heart failure.

I'm curious about how her remains were disposed of. It has been a point of discussion on several threads that disposing of a deathfat is both difficult and expensive. Either a supersize coffin in a supersize burial plot, or cremation in a supersize oven (which isn't available everywhere) and the risk of grease fire. Would the state have taken care of it? Methinks if the burden was on Gin he would have been ebegging.

I found this article which claimed pick one or more of these: "Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong was reportedly admitted for repeated ugly bladder infections, out of control diabetes Type II, and weighing over 600 lbs."
 
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Jen's ghost is gonna haunt y'all on Halloween. When you get up on November first and find your fridges raided of every speck of cheese don't come crying to me.

👻🧀😎
Mine’s safe. I only keep blocks of cheese in my fridge. Fat Jen was always too lazy/impatient to shred/slice her cheeses herself…I doubt her ghost would be any more energetic when it comes to getting cheese from packet to fat gob!
 
Jen's ghost is gonna haunt y'all on Halloween. When you get up on November first and find your fridges raided of every speck of cheese don't come crying to me.

👻🧀😎
Thankfully, I have the tastes (totes just the tastes, you guiz) of an illiterate farm boy and only like green/fresh cheeses like pot/farm cheese to eat in any great amount. I don't think Jen would have liked what I eat.

I suspect a big problem in how much Jen ate was what she chose to eat. If you've never eaten grocery store cheddar from the deli in the big blocks or bags, I've never tried any that didn't taste like cheese flavored plastic. You can't really add it to anything because it makes the other thing taste like plastic, so about all you can do is melt it and get it hot enough it tastes like salty, plastic nothingness, which is still better than the former.

I'm not a food snob. I love junk food. Jen just embraced gluttony in the way all deathfats do: A way that just becomes about the rush of endorphins in its simplest form. She eats a bunch of low quality sugar and salt (yum) with a bunch of strongly flavored preservatives (yuck). Deathfats don't even seem to indulge the same way most of us do in our shameful moments.
 
That article said she died “unexpectedly.” Way to dis my deathfat pool win, SNBC13. I waited a couple years for that honor.

It also said Vernon was from WV too; my guess is he’s already back in his real hometown of Oklahoma.

They mentioned two friends, Shelly and Erin, that Jen the YouTube “sensation” had. I don’t recall any friends. Her cousin didn’t find out until later- my guess is when Gene dropped the cats off on his way to OK.

So while it was fat that killed her, the death certificate will say something like “intractable bladder infection secondary to obesity” or some such.

I think this is all we’re getting. No video of words like “loss” “heaven” “forever love” blowing into the leaves, floating in the lake, with a heartfelt good-bye story including descriptions of his brave brave girl.

He’s on to greener pastures-or should I saw muddier puddles.

The thread is dead too.
 
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