Kiwi's Farm (A KF #BetterCartoon)

[Chromeo]

Oh I know.

I Love Beef: The show's signature big dumb muscle (think the Lummoxes from Ren And Stimpy) and comic relief receiving end.

Appearance: A big, muscular guy who tends to rip his sleeves because no size can ever fit his massive biceps. Has bags under his eyes because he has a lack of sleep and tends to stay up merely by pure freakish adrenaline. His expression is always taciturn; when he spergs out he goes full on roid rage screaming like the Ultimate Warrior, and has his teeth clenched when he is in this state. Is drawn in an animeesque manner. Has anime hair.

Character: As his name implies, he likes to eat his beef, which is also the main reason why he is big. He is mostly silent, until he opens his mouth, which can showcase his quick to think yet too quick to deduce nature. If he is ever drawn into a topic that is of interest or of peculiarity, he will tend to get extremely excited and triggered like a child. Likes to punch and kick at things, and then unknowingly destroy things as a behavioral tick. Is often told to calm down when he sperg rages.

Role: Can be used as a Nelson Muntz-like figure and be used in "dumb muscle" job related background events. Can sometimes dish out the punchline, is sometimes is the punchline.

I so hope he wears neon green leggings and a hot pink top that says "Ouch"

 

[I Love Beef]

I so hope he wears neon green leggings and a hot pink top that says "Ouch"

Sure, if you want. Maybe The Chad could be his own character though. Just food for thought.

 

[Chromeo]

Sure, if you want. Maybe The Chad could be his own character though. Just food for thought.

If Chad and Virgin are ever characters in anything (whether it's something I draw/make or something elsewhere) I hope they're always together, like Lyra and BonBon or Helga and Phoebe. Just always a pair, whether or not people make it a shipping thing.

 

[I Love Beef]

If Chad and Virgin are ever characters in anything (whether it's something I draw/make or something elsewhere) I hope they're always together, like Lyra and BonBon or Helga and Phoebe. Just always a pair, whether or not people make it a shipping thing.

Oh yeah. That, or like a Tom & Jerry or Itchy & Scratchy dynamic.

And if Chad would ever make an appearance, I Love Beef would go all Wayne's World and cite "WE'RE NOT WORTHY!" and grovel before his celebrity.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Honestly I am not sure what type of character I'd self-insert myself into, since I've seen my fellow Kiwis insert themselves as characters...

But since I went by "Machoke me Daddy" once, I'd say some knockoff version of the mon made by some chinese factory but I'm not sure.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

If Chad and Virgin are ever characters in anything (whether it's something I draw/make or something elsewhere) I hope they're always together, like Lyra and BonBon or Helga and Phoebe. Just always a pair, whether or not people make it a shipping thing.

Virgin would be redundant with all these Kiwi self inserts.

 

[Chromeo]

If I were a self-inserted character, I'd either be a Chromeo cameo (like when the Harlem Globetrotters or KISS are in a kids' cartoon) or something like this:

Spoiler: also here's a sneak peek of something I'll have finished tomorrow

 

[Chromeo]

Partially inspired by the idea for an Andrew Dobson "episode" Fluffy and I came up with yesterday

Spoiler: Krissy meets Andy the Blue Bear

 

[Monolith]

Partially inspired by the idea for an Andrew Dobson "episode" Fluffy and I came up with yesterday

Spoiler: Krissy meets Andy the Blue Bear

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That's a very strange looking bike pump.

 

[President Joe Biden]

Can one of the series be a crossover featuring Johnny Fiveaces of Zybourne Clock? Actually this thread already has eclipsed the amount of development that went into Zybourne Clock.

 

[Celandine]

Made some sketches for these personas, in case you want some changes let me know. I might do some other ones later on but that's all for now.

As for my Character donation, mine would be a skeleton clad in a white suit trying to make his big break as a photojournalist or detective but is held back by his lack of self awareness, a brash yet humble character, polite, wanting to do good and find acceptance from others.

I added a dash of dark grey to the original idea, because it look kind of boring full white.

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I'll be glad to donate my persona as a character.
Appearance: Looks a lot like 1980's-era Andrew Eldritch (AKA the guy I have as my avatar) with the long black hair and sunglasses, except he dresses in an American Civil War Union soldier's uniform.

I hope you were thinking about something similar to this lol.

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My persona would be this little fella (Which has a different type of hat everyday) and totally be a snarky, sarcastic idiot who's one of the towns local police. Her name would be Allie or something.

This might need further changes since it looks too much like the reference image.

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I would be a rather stoic albeit knowing artist named Yvonne Yveryday who usually comes around to give vague hints about the villain of the day, there's usually a piano melody that plays whenever she appears when someone asks for advice.

I changed yours too a bit, but tried to keep it somewhat similar.

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[Valstrax]

Made some sketches for these personas, in case you want some changes let me know. I might do some other ones later on but that's all for now.



I added a dash of dark grey to the original idea, because it look kind of boring full white.

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I hope you were thinking about something similar to this lol.

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This might need further changes since it looks too much like the reference image.

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I changed yours too a bit, but tried to keep it somewhat similar.

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"Ah yes, Miss Yveryday! Didn't she lie about her age in the newspaper?" "Yeah, said she was seventeen or something."

Either way, it looks really cute!

 

[Chromeo]

Made some sketches for these personas, in case you want some changes let me know. I might do some other ones later on but that's all for now.



I added a dash of dark grey to the original idea, because it look kind of boring full white.

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I hope you were thinking about something similar to this lol.

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This might need further changes since it looks too much like the reference image.

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I changed yours too a bit, but tried to keep it somewhat similar.

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omg your art is so good

KV Bones' character reminds me of the guy from Mystery Skulls with the floating skull head, or Skulker from Danny Phantom with the white southern gentleman suit.

 

[Valstrax]

omg your art is so good

KV Bones' character reminds me of the guy from Mystery Skulls with the floating skull head, or Skulker from Danny Phantom with the white southern gentleman suit.

Floaty head skeletons are very good skeletons.

Edit: Oh! Maybe when he's mad, K.V's head would burst into flames? I dunno, just a neat idea I had.

 

[Celandine]

omg your art is so good

KV Bones' character reminds me of the guy from Mystery Skulls with the floating skull head, or Skulker from Danny Phantom with the white southern gentleman suit.

Thanks and yeah those were the main inpirations! I tried to draw a more realistic looking skull at first but that didn't look as good as this one.

 

[NoReturn]

Made some sketches for these personas, in case you want some changes let me know. I might do some other ones later on but that's all for now.



I added a dash of dark grey to the original idea, because it look kind of boring full white.

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I hope you were thinking about something similar to this lol.

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This might need further changes since it looks too much like the reference image.

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I changed yours too a bit, but tried to keep it somewhat similar.

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Ho-ly shit. These are amazing!
Can I play too? Nora Tern could be a woman who visited the town on her travels and finally decided to move in; she tells Krissy stories about the outside world. She'd look like my avatar, only without the androgyny.

 

[Chromeo]

If people would like to donate their persona as a character, they should craft a small base sheet for artists to go off of such as looks, personality traits, role or job in town.

I liked this idea, so I whipped something up~

It's got a space for the character illustration, their name, the user/lolcow/website/whatever the character is based on, a "circle this" for whether they're a good guy/bad guy/something else, and space to write in any details/specifics. :>

 

[Chromeo]

Ho-ly shit. These are amazing!
Can I play too? Nora Tern could be a woman who visited the town on her travels and finally decided to move in; she tells Krissy stories about the outside world. She'd look like my avatar, only without the androgyny.

Like your avatar, but less androgynous...hmmm. So maybe somethin' like this?

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"You know, my last name is a bird too. But the last time I tried to keep a tern under my hat, it just didn't fit."

I was going for an old-school, classic kind of feminine, with a world-traveler vibe. kind of like Marlene Dietrich meets Carmen Sandiego.
also double post sorry

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I could see the movie night crew (@Very Honest Content , @The 8 of Spades , @BrunoMattei @L50LasPak @Iwasamwillbe , @Ebonic Tutor @Deadwaste, myself , et all) as a seemingly evil secret society (complete with masks and robes) but their weekend rituals are just watching old movies and comparing terrible characters to the vampires from Bit.

 

[Ascendancy0]

My persona would be Ash N. Dancy, a charismatic con-artist businessman who's always seen trying to sell someone something. He'd look like my avatar.