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Slowinthemind

Riding the rickshaw of short buses
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In all honesty, if you had a son who's immune to most pain (we all saw that dry-shave video) and would most likely drown like a turkey from looking up whenever it rains, wouldn't you too think that you might be able to win the life insurance jackpot from him?
Barb would join him soon after, she would starve to death without her slave.
 

Dangus Bang Boon

All White Jury
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Only way I could buy this remorse free would be through FINGER HUT. *sigh*
 

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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Just saw an advert for "Pink Unicorn Kitty" (that creature from A Lego Movie) getting it's own Cartoon Network series, voiced by Tara Strong, or course.

So we all can expect Chris to flock to this like a fly to a pile of :briefs:.

Joke is on him though - according to the wiki snippet about it on the movie page, it's Russia-exclusive for the moment.
 

The Dude

Make a difference in life. Gas a furry.
True & Honest Fan
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Rarely have I ever seen such a pathetic, cringe-inducing display of childish Autism. This is a 35 year old grown-ass man squeeing over girly shit meant for pre-schoolers. It's like a six year old girl meeting her favorite actress and asking "Do you think Princess Pudding Pony would be friends with the Farty-Pants Fairy? They're my favoritest, and I think they would be bestest friends, and they would be friends with me, and we would make cupcakes and lemonade together and go on adventures!" Except it's a fat and balding 35 year old grown-ass man.
 

The American Hedgehog

Local Moderator
True & Honest Fan
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Of course due to the complete lack of interest in Coles channel, I suspect the initial $25 donation came from Cole himself and the $5 possibly comes from his brother in law. No proof of this though, just my little conspiracy theory.
Cole's first patron was a family member. I don't know who the second is, but it doesn't seem to be John Kyle - Cole doesn't appear in the list of creators he's supporting.
 

Lucas Wolf

Not a Lolcow
Person of Interest
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Cole's first patron was a family member. I don't know who the second is, but it doesn't seem to be John Kyle - Cole doesn't appear in the list of creators he's supporting.
Lol, Katherine Kyle is putting her foot down on Cole to help pay the bills and he goes online to beg for it just like Chris did when Barb started bugging him. Poor Katherine has to work as a bar tender and put herself out to old men for a living, while Cole stays at Carnegie hall and plays film critic :story:. Who does that remind you of?
 

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