Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Apteryx Owenii]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

Wow.

If it were any other cow I follow on this forum I would interpret that photo as some sort of bizarre antifa\commie\BLM take on the 4th of July but I know Chris just thinks it's perfectly normal to throw up some weird ass anime salute while wearing clothing that is literally falling apart.

 

[Prussian Blue]

I know the shirt is falling apart and disgusting but I am surprised he didn't manage to flog it considering all the other junk he's sold.

 

[ON 190]

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He’s asking Ralph Lauren to repair his shirt. How much power does he think he wields that he could get a multi-billion dollar company to repair a single shirt?

 

[zap2theextreme]

I don't understand his obsession with the shirt considering he let it sit at the bottom of a bag filled with moldy drywall for 3 years.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't understand his obsession with the shirt considering he let it sit at the bottom of a bag filled with moldy drywall for 3 years.

It could actually make him money now.

Like with everything else, Chris is too slow to realise when he could successfully capitalise on a brand.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I dont even think that's a real skirt either. I think it's literally a skirt from out of a prepacked halloween costume.

 

[The Fool]

I don't even get why he's so attached to the torn skirt as well.

I think Chris is pretty stereotypically autistic in the sense that he hates change and enjoys a routine. He probably very easily gets into the habit of ritualistically wearing the same thing day-in and day-out, not wanting to deal with the stress of deciding what to wear. He's also probably associated those clothes with his identity, being painfully materialistic, as well as him trying to be unique when he can't tell faces apart, so this is the only thing he knows how to do to stand out. Before he just used the Classic for that, but after his religious fanaticism with ponies developed, he adopted the "cutie mark" as well. The horn would have stayed if it didn't get him kicked out of places. Especially with the skirt and horn, it also screams out his interests to the world. He does the same things with stickers, either on his car or on his DS/PSP. He has to let people know he likes sonichu or ponies in any way possible.

 

[Silver Octopus]

lol, and Chris spend days sowing that shirt trying to fix it.
Looking at that skirt, it's so wrinkly and dirty... makes me wonder if Chris ever irons his clothing. How often do you think he even washes them? cause it seems like he wears the same four sets of clothing a lot and does his laundry like every fortnight.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

He's sailor moon posing

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Answer to yesterday's trivia question:

 

[Count Olaf]

Every single thing in that picture is in rough shape...

Shit, no kidding.

Now seeing the Frankenclassic up close for the first time I can't believe how even HE can still be wearing it, and I mean that both metaphorically and literally. It's literally falling apart. That right sleeve looks like it's going to break off at any time. And my God I don't want to even imagine the smell. Probably hasn't washed it (or that dress, my god those stains and that tear) since he attempted to restore it.

And he wore that to TMG, oh I feel bad for all those poor people who had to have it rubbed up against them.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I don't even get why he's so attached to the torn skirt as well.

If this is a dumb question, it's bc I haven't yet discovered this leg of the rabbit hole, so, sorries if that's the case. But. Is there some significance to that skirt or is it just another shredded sal army score that he thinks helps him pass for a chick?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's sailor moon posing

"In the name of the moon, I shall use teeth when I kiss you"

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

If this is a dumb question, it's bc I haven't yet discovered this leg of the rabbit hole, so, sorries if that's the case. But. Is there some significance to that skirt or is it just another shredded sal army score that he thinks helps him pass for a chick?

It's part of a My Little Pony cosplay he wore to a con a year back. And then another con. And then Bronycon- and almost every day inbetween. It's part of his daily "costume" now, kind of like the classic shirt.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's part of a My Little Pony cosplay he wore to a con a year back. And then another con. And then Bronycon- and almost every day inbetween. It's part of his daily "costume" now, kind of like the classic shirt.

Remember, he used to wear it without tights? I guess someone told him his nut hair scared small children.

 

[Holiday Special]

Doesn't Chris get all his clothes from Goodwill?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I somehow hadn't noticed the massive tear in the shirt sleeve until you said that. Goddamn, even with his crippling autism he should be able to tell that he looks like shit. I know The Classic is a key part of his identity and all, but he should just hang it on the wall or something instead of wearing it out in public. I don't even get why he's so attached to the torn skirt as well.

fftopic:, but...a couple years ago I spotted the classic in the wild. The guy wearing it was wearing glasses like classic Chris and was also kind of a big guy. But he was with his wife, pushing a stroller, and pretty much irradiated normality, like some kind of Bizarro-Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[thismanlies]

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That post suddenly reminded me of a guy who got Tiny Toons cancelled by being a creepy stalker towards one of the actresses.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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