Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Marvin]

Hell, to this day I still think JQ was 100% real and guess what? Didn't the Facebook account actually upload a video the girl made on Valentines Day 2018, well after the Saga was over? Got an answer for that one @Marvin?

To this day, there is no proof that Jessica Quinn is the girl in the photographs. No timestamped photos, no timestamped videos where the girl mentions Chris or anything unique.

As JQ got cranky at Chris followers, the pressure to prove herself went up. She had opportunities. There's no reason to believe she's the girl in the photographs and plenty of reasons to think she isn't.

But Chris poorly planned the whole thing.

But Chris expected someone to hand him money, a hotel room, food, and a badge in the course of one week.

Why are you using the word "expected"? That sorta suggests that Chris would've flipped out if he didn't get what he asked for. Chris asks for conventions to comp his stuff because he's famous and they've done it before.

When he doesn't get what he asks for, he goes "meh" and finds other accommodations.

As far as waiting as long as he did, you'll find that money is a good economic lubricant. If you've got money, you can secure a hotel room, food and a badge pretty easily, unless it's one of those super popular conventions that sell out.

I've been planning a convention trip for months since the year began and :powerlevel: have over $3000 saved right now.

Which convention?

I'm sick of everyone thinking Chris literally got reborn from Idea Guy's vagina or something.

IG did trigger a huge shift in Chris' thinking.

Chris isn't so fucking fascinated with fixing his Commodore because of IG. The reality is that Chris is so fucking autistic he doesn't realize he can simply purchase a new one for $50 tops or so. Then he can plan and play out the IG shit of Hyperdemension Neptunia and free the CPU goddess out.

I think you're contradicting yourself there. The hyperdimension neptunia / CPU god bullshit was an essential part of IG's scam. He introduced it to Chris (because he's a huge greasy anime nerd) and then used it to fuck with Chris' head, steal money from him, and stuff like that.

But his autistic little thing brain thought it was right to personally invade boundaries, kiss cheeks and put their slobber on them.

Chris wasn't intentionally slobbering on people. He was kissing them on their cheek. Inappropriate, but not in a sexual way.

And one more thing since I am on the subject, Idea Guy also has nothing fucking to do with Chris being a bisexual now.

He had everything to do with Chris being bisexual now. He convinced Chris that another universe exists and he used that to extort Chris out of 4 figures of money and nerd bullshit, and had Chris do other shit on video. He abused Chris' mental state to commit crimes against him.

Chris has been with the LGBT since what, 2014? Even then, he claimed he was bisexual because he identified with being a woman BUT was sexually attracted to women? He was going on about Bonobos and Scissoring, remember?

Think again about what you wrote here.

Him going gay for men was something we expected for years and years and years.

And yet it took someone committing felonies across state lines for it that "inevitability" to finally manifest...

Hmm... really makes u think...

But now, everything is Idea Guys fault.

Not everything. But a good chunk of it.

Fucking Christ, the minute Chris was on the floor people were calling TROLL TROLL TOUCH POOP and gearing up to dox innocent people that didn't even meet him face to face.

They did meet him face to face. People who were casually telling Chris that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus would be there, who set him up with the shady con organizer in some bumfuck town in PA.

Don't you think that's a valid reason for us to be suspicious?

I mean, fuck, how the hell is it Idea Guy's fault Chris went to a Video Game convention he wanted to go to because he is a fan of video games from a very long time?

lol calm down

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Is the story on the CWCKi or something? I'll stop raging if someone just links one.

How was it determined Wise was the one who extorted Chris's finances?

 

[Okkervils]

I'll stop raging if someone just links one.

Dude. Calm down, getting mad about this stuff is more retarded than actually being Chris himself. As for Joshua's link to extortion... Have you been paying attention at all these past few months?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

To this day, there is no proof that Jessica Quinn is the girl in the photographs. No timestamped photos, no timestamped videos where the girl mentions Chris or anything unique.

As JQ got cranky at Chris followers, the pressure to prove herself went up. She had opportunities. There's no reason to believe she's the girl in the photographs and plenty of reasons to think she isn't.

But what about the video?

Which convention?

Retropalooza.

I think you're contradicting yourself there. The hyperdimension neptunia / CPU god bullshit was an essential part of IG's scam. He introduced it to Chris (because he's a huge greasy anime nerd) and then used it to fuck with Chris' head, steal money from him, and stuff like that.

But why the hell is Chris still so fascinated with it still because of IG? It doesn't matter that he introduced Chris to it. That's besides the point. He's been a video game hoarder for years. Idea Guy didn't tell him "Fix the Commodore" or "Go to TMG" if IG was gone by April of 2018.

Think again about what you wrote here.

Whatever.

And yet it took someone committing felonies across state lines for it that "inevitability" to finally manifest...

Hmm... really makes u think...

And to think, Chris is still married to those individual(s)

They did meet him face to face. People who were casually telling Chris that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus would be there.

So? Adam Stackhouse and The Man in the Pickle Suit, and Emily/Kim went to Magfest. Touche.

Dude. Calm down, getting mad about this stuff is more exceptional than actually being Chris himself. As for Joshua's link to extortion... Have you been paying attention at all these past few months?

No because I'm always in the throws of busy time from March to August.

 

[Okkervils]

No because I'm always in the throws of busy time from March to August.

Then don't sperg about things you don't know about? Maybe just ask without throwing a fit?

idk just a suggestion

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Then don't sperg about things you don't know about? Maybe just ask without throwing a fit?

idk just a suggestion

Well guess what then, nobody thought Idea Guy would be back. He didn't care about getting doxed. We should have been more aware.

And I swear if Idea Guy really was this bad, then Chris wouldn't still be married to Chryzel and Magi-Chan.

 

[Deadpool]

Chris fixing the C64 actually makes sense. It belonged to his father. As someone who recently lost his dad, I can tell you I'd fix something broken of his before I bought a new one (or accepted one as a gift) anyday. The sentimentality involved far out weighs the slight inconvenience.

 

[Okkervils]

Well guess what then, nobody thought Idea Guy would be back. He didn't care about getting doxed. We should have been more aware.

And I swear if Idea Guy really was this bad, then Chris wouldn't still be married to Chryzel and Magi-Chan.

No one knows (except a few who won't drop juicy info, shame!!!) the exact details because it's apparently an ongoing criminal investigation, but it's been heavily implied that Joshua and another kid extorted a huge amount of money and fucked up Chris' head more than previously thought. We were all kinda teasing you with the repeated 'Joshua's fault' posts, but that's what's going on.

Null has hinted there will be more information around the 15th (I think) so we'll see.

 

[Marvin]

Is the story on the CWCKi or something? I'll stop raging if someone just links one.

How was it determined Wise was the one who extorted Chris's finances?

Full story hasn't come out yet.

To be clear, it hasn't been publicly confirmed that Wise was the one. (Or maybe I missed it.) But it was someone continuing the Idea Guy stuff.

But what about the video?

If I remember correctly, nothing in the video said anything unique about Chris or herself.

But why the hell is Chris still so fascinated with it still because of IG? It doesn't matter that he introduced Chris to it. That's besides the point. He's been a video game hoarder for years. Idea Guy didn't tell him "Fix the Commodore" or "Go to TMG" if IG was gone by April of 2018.

Well, I don't think he was fascinated with it because of IG. I think it's a nostalgia thing for his father.

But if you think a big motivation for him is the CPU goddess stuff, it's contradictory to think IG doesn't have anything to do with it.

And to think, Chris is still married to those individual(s)

Chris was abused and the victim of a serious crime. Stockholm syndrome, basically.

So? Adam Stackhouse and The Man in the Pickle Suit, and Emily/Kim went to Magfest. Touche.

Right. And based on those credentials, if something went down at Magfest, it'd be reasonable to be suspicious of that situation as well.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm sorry for sperging, I am easily offended, and all I wanted was a short answer.

I know all about Chris being extorted, but how was it really determined Wise did it? Whatever then, I'll wait for the story.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I'm sorry for sperging, I am easily offended, and all I wanted was a short answer.

I know all about Chris being extorted, but how was it really determined Wise did it? Whatever then, I'll wait for the story.

I don't think we'll know unless people share info or the apparent criminal investigation concludes and Wise is arrested if it was him. ImI sure someone will post a thread if/when that happens. I'm sure it won't be too hard to spot an article about someone taking $6,000 from an autistic man.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't think we'll know unless people share info or the apparent criminal investigation concludes and Wise is arrested if it was him. ImI sure someone will post a thread if/when that happens. I'm sure it won't be too hard to spot an article about someone taking $6,000 from an autistic man.

If that even happens.

And yet it took someone committing felonies across state lines for it that "inevitability" to finally manifest...

Hmm... really makes u think...

And after the threat was removed, Chris is still goin on with his make pretend husband and going so far as to slobber on manly faces. Why? Because he's a sex abuse victim not even Michael Jackson would molest.

 

[Marvin]

And after the threat was removed, Chris is still goin on with his make pretend husband and going so far as to slobber on manly faces. Why? Because he's a sex abuse victim not even Michael Jackson would molest.

After the threat was removed, Chris still believes in his alternative universe religion as well.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

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We've already done this one, pal.

Hirtes must think he's being super clever by making his 180th account with the same naming convention.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hell, to this day I still think JQ was 100% real and guess what? Didn't the Facebook account actually upload a video the girl made on Valentines Day 2018, well after the Saga was over? Got an answer for that one @Marvin?

Quinn was not legit. She all but revealed it in a comment on one of his posts a few months back. She did the whole feeder fetish shit to try and get content. She didn't give Chris her real name or her real Facebook (as revealed when she supposedly got hacked). No one has come forward to say they hacked her or shown any screenshots of said hacking.

The video being uploaded on Valentines day could've been done to try and get back with Chris by trying to prove she was real.

It's also possible that the person running the account really did look like that, but it's more likely they were obtained on Instagram or whatever. She never showed any image or video footage of her ever mentioning Chris or even acknowledging him (i.e. a video saying "I love you Christine" or whatever).

 

[AnOminous]

Beat me to it by a couple minutes
With how torn up his outfit is, it looks like he was attacked by wild raccoons. I'm still surprised that shirt hasn't disintegrated into slime by now.

I'm surprised it didn't fall apart at that con when he was tard raging on the floor.

He's sailor moon posing

Remember when he thought Sailor Moon was keeping him heterosexual?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Quinn was not legit. She all but revealed it in a comment on one of his posts a few months back. She did the whole feeder fetish shit to try and get content. She didn't give Chris her real name or her real Facebook (as revealed when she supposedly got hacked). No one has come forward to say they hacked her or shown any screenshots of said hacking.

The video being uploaded on Valentines day could've been done to try and get back with Chris by trying to prove she was real.

It's also possible that the person running the account really did look like that, but it's more likely they were obtained on Instagram or whatever. She never showed any image or video footage of her ever mentioning Chris or even acknowledging him (i.e. a video saying "I love you Christine" or whatever).

JQ was for sure a long haul long game over the road troll.

I believe the images belong to someone else and that it was used for other cons and rises and CWC got caught up in it.

 

[asperhes]

So this latest episode of Sonichu is taking place on a ship. What is he ripping this off from?

 

[AnOminous]

So this latest episode of Sonichu is taking place on a ship. What is he ripping this off from?

Probably the MLP movie.

 

[Bassomatic]

So this latest episode of Sonichu is taking place on a ship. What is he ripping this off from?

I want to make some sort of torpedo joke but nothing is coming to me.