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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    3.2%
  2. Barb

    3.4%
  3. Sonichu

    10.9%
  4. Bob's corpse

    5.9%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    62.2%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    15.5%
  7. Cole Smithey

    5.5%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.9%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.3%
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  1. He'll probably spend more time in the sun, and when he finally transforms into an old leather shoe, he'll claim he's "da spitting image of da Lindsay Lohan"!
     
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  2. I can already see white hairs on his head.
    Chris is getting old...
    he's old enough to be a grandpa...
    wears a sailor moon toy headband.
     
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  3. Thats the cost of having magical powers, it drains his sanity and life force. :'(
     
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  4. You know who else had freckles? HITLER.
     
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  5. Camera, Camera, with Flash on.
    Who's the sexiest at all the Cons?

    Camera:
    Fat.
     
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  6. It won't even grow to a longer length on the top anymore.
     
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    Mariposa Electrique

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  7. Remember Sailor Moon? Take a deep breath before you see how she looks now.
     
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  8. That hairline is receding so fast you won't even be able to see its real color because it will be drowned out by its red shift.
     
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  9. Conclusive proof that Chris' eyes are not different colours. Also conclusive proof that his hair is retreating faster than a Frenchman in a warzone.

    At least his skin is looking a little better (it's probably a phone app filter).
     
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  10. Lo and behold - The face of a grown man who seriously believes that he's able to travel between dimensions.
    But that stuff is obviously very bad for your hair.
     
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  11. The older Chris gets the more he looks like Anne Ramsey (Mama Fratelli from The Goonies and Mama/Mrs. Lift from Throw Mama From the Train).
     
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  12. Tee-hee. Like some giant, autistic Mazda logo.

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  13. Poor guy will be about a Norwood 5 in a year or two, surely that must shatter the anime girl delusion eventually when he looks in the mirror and sees a full skullet, like a fat autistic Devin Townsend.
     
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  14. Nah he'll probably go out and buy a really ugly wig he thinks is beautiful with money he begged for and then go about wearing it the wrong way. That, or he'll just break this old one out if he still has it.

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    Imagine that but with the dildo horn, ears, wonder woman headband, and fairy wings.
     
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  15. I guess the bright side is that he doesn't need a "Be patient with me" ball cap.
     
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  16. You beat me to it. I need to see that autistic head-dress.
     
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  17. What's Chris talking about here?

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  18. My guess would be Anna
     
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