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wabbits

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Have I flunked Search Feature 101 or do we not have a thread on Nicholas Rock Johannsen / hardrocknick / Big Dick Nick? (No, not Foles.)

This 300-pound "badass white trash millionaire" and self-adoring lady's man who says he has an 11" dick seems to be craving more attention as he nears his 50th birthday.

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He displays his 100%-real!!! magnificence mainly on Instagram and on the about to be defunct Google+, posting more selfies than a troon, though there's a dead sameness among the shots (see spoiler below) and he gets very few likes despite having stunning-and-brave tattooed eyebrows.

e: His natural brows are cavemanic, so Pamela maintains his arch.

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He says those eyelashes are totally real and they look totally real, don't they? Totally!

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e: In profile, we the vocal sac he expands to croak at lady frogs he passes on the street. The brightly colored neck and sparkly earring also attract lady frogs who happen to stand on sidewalks a lot shaking their booties and waiting to fall deeply in love for 20 minutes.

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Prowls Bumble and Tinder, but says he's not on Twitter. His YT channel has about 25 vids, but only one of them new (sad) and that may mean he'll never be a lolcow.

But he loves to complain about FB, Instagram, and Reddit haters being so wrong about him and e:by August 2017, he'd blocked 15,574 Instagram users. Surely, if he had a KF thread, he'd stop by to tell us fundamental truths. He's also at war with the makers of fake hardrocknick pages e:who have violated his intellectual property rights, so he'd probably entertain @Null with a DMCA or two.

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And on he ranted...

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He's content in his racism, says he gave the Trump/Pence campaign half a million dollars, and could shed his excess pounds in a month if he felt like stopping business people from treating him to steak lunches so that he'll listen to their pitches, bitches.

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An hilarious Instagram Live stream about how great he is came up today on a new channel called Keynote Pablo, probably not one of Nick's own:


I've downloaded it for safekeeping.

Nick says he was born in Las Vegas but grew up in Manhattan Beach, California, and keeps an empty 3-bedroom condo there, but claims to have six houses in total, living mainly in a Laguna Beach mansion while also spending time in Las Vegas. Says one of his residences is in Tokyo, but I haven't found any Palermoesque selfies from Japan yet.

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His vast fortune comes from his real estate savvy and not, as haters say, from stealing from his mother. Yet, something may not be quite right about his fabulous life:

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He has a personal chef, you guys! That's why, when he gets home from a hard day's millionairing and nutting porn stars, he spreads margarine on the chef's handmade ravioli. There's mozzarella inside! DSP couldn't have made better. e:But for some reason, his table is always set for one.
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He who has a personal chef also has a private gym, natch.
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As rich people tend to do, he poses tastefully in front of a lot of bathroom mirrors.
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Still, he seems to want to make time on his busy schedule to be a brand influencer. e:From this, we learn he will drink, yes, SOY and takes vitamins meant for pregnant women.

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Two more of his endless endorsements. Really loves wussy yuppie products. Are they classy? I'll bet they're classy!

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His criteria for sex partners are every bit as refined as those for probiotic ice cream.

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But he holds himself to a high standard, too: He vows before the entire world that ladies will cum the second he taps his dick on the edges of their pussylips!

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This is quite incomplete. Archiving is mostly pix so far, so I can't take this post to Proving Ground, but I'm not even sure he has cow potential. What say you?

https://www.instagram.com/hardrocknick/?hl=en | https://www.instasaver.org/user/hardrocknick

https://plus.google.com/+NicholasRockJohannsen

His whitetrashmillionaire rocknrollbodybuilder channel may be waking up after a long snooze - 25 videos:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXlr2HrcNma5GPTe516ORfQ/videos

Necro'd Something Awful thread from 2015:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721539&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Exceptional individuals retardedly denying Nick's superiority:

Big Dick Nick bragging about having a barely legal girlfriend who's still in high school
https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/9ex3k6/big_dick_nick_bragging_about_having_a_barely/

Big Dick Nick’s Thoughts On Body Hair
https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/9b25py/big_dick_nicks_thoughts_on_body_hair/

Nicholas Rock Johannsen On Why He Is Single
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/23117732-nicholas-rock-johannsen-on-why-he-is-single

Sinspirational Quote:
"When I'm out in public, everybody sucks my dick."​

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All this bathroom phonography, but never any towels. No selfie stick, either. Maybe he's been Marie Kondo'd.

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e:OH MY GOD, I FOUND A TOWEL! He bought one. Because he takes 2-3 showers a day due to constant sexxay. Towel must be exhausted.
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Proof he didn't just fondle towel in store. It made it into his bathroom!
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Towel still on dootay weeks later! Brave towel. Why does he take the same shot over and over. How much we gotta see his phone case?
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Car selfies are another fav of his. You'd think he'd walk on the beach or use some Las Vegas glitz for glam backdrops, but no.
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While he was feeling thick 'n rich, he suddenly got the urge to do some brand influencing.

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Anybody else following him? I don't know him, so I don't have a cache of personal information to use, but if he starts providing more video content, would he be a lolcow?

Edits to fix typos and improve flow.

2/12/2019 edits to add information and images. Also moved some material into spoilers to tighten up the post.
 
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BigMoney420

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Hello, I am very new to this community, although I have been keeping track of some of its basic activities and subjects (Amberlynn Ried, Temple OS, and of course Chris Chan). I'm not sure where to post this but I was wondering if Anybody had any information on the eccentric creator of this website:
www.trustchristorgotohell.org
The most recent posts on the site are a little outdated and I fear its too late to really get in the middle of everything while it happens, but it reveals the character of the author non-the less. What I've been able to gather from his website, the man is a raving lunatic who lives in Winnepeg Manitoba, or at least within the area. He was divorced by his wife, Rebeckya Rose McDowell (now Rose Mary McCowen) who is called a "Godless Whore" charged with "imprisoning" his daughter. Along with the judges, social services and law enforcement that aided her. He consistently reveals personal information on these people (addresses, full name, photos) hoping for someone to track down his daughter for him.

Here is the most glaring example

I would like to know anyone's thoughts on this website as well as information on where to post things like this in the future
 

Cato

True & Honest Fan
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I'm surprised there's nothing on Markus Rothkranz on this site.

I'm a bit late to discovering him myself, but he's a wannabe motivational speaker and heath guru who hired a bunch of paid actors to be a fake crowd, orchestra and choir, and gave a laughably pretentious and over the top "inspirational" speech. A youtuber named Leon Lush made a video mocking it, and Markus took down the original speech video but Leon's video with his commentary is still up:


His website is also a comical attempt at self-aggrandizement:

http://www.markusrothkranz.com/about_markus.html
https://archive.li/biNMK

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And he has a very active youtube channel where he gives out scientifically illiterate health advice and only gets a few thousand views per video in spite of having over 200,000 obviously fake subscribers: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz14Eg69bZSiyeDuTXml6_w

There's also a thread full of dead youtube links alleging that he sued another youtuber who exposed and made fun of him, so there is some serious potential for him to tard rage and threaten Null if he gets a thread here: https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/comments/5171uy/this_guy_is_getting_sued_by_a_very_cringey/
 

BigMoney420

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But it has a perfectly functional mobile version. Definitely odd. I hope this site had been archived.
That's also what I was getting at. It belongs in a museum

Hello, I am very new to this community, although I have been keeping track of some of its basic activities and subjects (Amberlynn Ried, Temple OS, and of course Chris Chan). I'm not sure where to post this but I was wondering if Anybody had any information on the eccentric creator of this website:
www.trustchristorgotohell.org
The most recent posts on the site are a little outdated and I fear its too late to really get in the middle of everything while it happens, but it reveals the character of the author non-the less. What I've been able to gather from his website, the man is a raving lunatic who lives in Winnepeg Manitoba, or at least within the area. He was divorced by his wife, Rebeckya Rose McDowell (now Rose Mary McCowen) who is called a "Godless Whore" charged with "imprisoning" his daughter. Along with the judges, social services and law enforcement that aided her. He consistently reveals personal information on these people (addresses, full name, photos) hoping for someone to track down his daughter for him.

Here is the most glaring example

I would like to know anyone's thoughts on this website as well as information on where to post things like this in the future
I looked into it, earliest example on the way back is 2011, and looks pretty similar. Its pretty evident that he most likely created the page to raise money and attention for his legal battle for his daughter. Even back then he was talking non-stop about the friends who betrayed him, corrupt social services, and books on winning court battles.
 
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Garfieldchu

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I've been cringing at hardrocknick a lot lately...gets spread all over Facebook groups, one of which supposedly got zucced because he sent a lawyer after them.
 
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BigMoney420

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Hello, I am very new to this community, although I have been keeping track of some of its basic activities and subjects (Amberlynn Ried, Temple OS, and of course Chris Chan). I'm not sure where to post this but I was wondering if Anybody had any information on the eccentric creator of this website:
www.trustchristorgotohell.org
The most recent posts on the site are a little outdated and I fear its too late to really get in the middle of everything while it happens, but it reveals the character of the author non-the less. What I've been able to gather from his website, the man is a raving lunatic who lives in Winnepeg Manitoba, or at least within the area. He was divorced by his wife, Rebeckya Rose McDowell (now Rose Mary McCowen) who is called a "Godless Whore" charged with "imprisoning" his daughter. Along with the judges, social services and law enforcement that aided her. He consistently reveals personal information on these people (addresses, full name, photos) hoping for someone to track down his daughter for him.

Here is the most glaring example

I would like to know anyone's thoughts on this website as well as information on where to post things like this in the future
New update: found his youtube channel, (same name as the website). Only like five or so videos. However it is super active, even today. It links to outside websites such as Jew watch and god hates fags, as well as his own of course. Checking from his liked videos it seems he has plans on buying a cheap electric car, powering it with solar power, then sailing across the Atlantic alone (liked several videos on the subjects of buying electric cars, solar power installation to vehicles, buying solar panels, high power batteries and tools, bug out bags, super foods, sailing across the Atlantic alone on a sailing ship, retireing at 36, etc). He's also a flat earther so perhaps its to find the edge of the planet. My bigger worry is that with this evidence, mixed with the info on his page, I believe he is waiting for one of his followers to track down his daughter so he can kidnap her from his Ex then escape to Open waters. Any thoughts?
 

Garfieldchu

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Got any links? I want to start archiving over there before his lawyers make it all vanish.
Not really. I heard about it in another group that some group called "Thanks! My vagina just snapped shut like a frightened clam!" got the ban hammer for making fun of Nick a lot.
 

OttoWest

1988 Miss Black Awareness Pageant finalist
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Have I flunked Search Feature 101 or do we not have a thread on Nicholas Rock Johannsen / hardrocknick / Big Dick Nick? (No, not Foles.)
Hey @wabbits, you might find this twitter interesting: https://twitter.com/BdnDeep

Real name: Aly Ashley Jash. Most likely from Persian stock which explains his gaudy, eye-raping taste. Parents may or may not have committed insurance fraud in burning down their store. Aly/Nick launched an ugly lawsuit against his ex-wife, in addition to repeatedly slandering her on her wiki page. A few people have come forward who used to work with him at an Amazon warehouse, where he was doing the $12/hr stocking drudgery, so it’s clear he’s no millionaire.
 

kkillme8

Stoplight Guy
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I heard somewhere that the guy who created Lisa: The Painful went on a tyrade, appologizing for being a white man and stuff like that.
This is merely rumor, I don't have any sources, and it could be completely false, but perhaps it'd be interesting to look into.
 

AlexJonesGotMePregnant

and gave me aids
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https://twitter.com/castpixel/status/1096341900678832128 another Riley Dennis wannabe, except it does art this time.
Looked through their twitter, some of it isn't bad. Bored atm so gonna post some thoughts,

pinned tweet (archive)
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The people look alright, but the UI design is a pretty shoddy appeal to nostalgia; i guess that's most pixel art

golden axe fanart (archive)
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really fucking ugly

boring commission (archive)
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what's wrong with her right arm? why is she posed like that? the colors are boring af, but i like the little title logo. all in all this looks like garbage generic shovelware that a chinese farmer made to trick idiots ons team

another tranny period fetishist? (archive)
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I think they've got cow potential.

nonsensical tweet (archive)
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"Even my profs at med school were clueless"- did this dumbass really go to med school?

twatter profile claims they can speak korean (archive)
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"Greek person who speaks korean"

Ugly selfie obsessed "trans dyke", aka, AGP straight male (archive)
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I swear this guy is like KF bingo; in just a few minutes I found references to My little pony, stephen universe, shrieking at glinner, cosplay, queer protests, misc SJ stuff; seems like just a matter of digging to find out he's also ABDL or something depraved like that.

Bonus: singing that is reminiscent of terry davis (archive)
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kkillme8

Stoplight Guy
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Looked through their twitter, some of it isn't bad. Bored atm so gonna post some thoughts,

pinned tweet (archive)
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The people look alright, but the UI design is a pretty shoddy appeal to nostalgia; i guess that's most pixel art

golden axe fanart (archive)
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really fucking ugly

boring commission (archive)
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what's wrong with her right arm? why is she posed like that? the colors are boring af, but i like the little title logo. all in all this looks like garbage generic shovelware that a chinese farmer made to trick idiots ons team

another tranny period fetishist? (archive)
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I think they've got cow potential.

nonsensical tweet (archive)
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"Even my profs at med school were clueless"- did this dumbass really go to med school?

twatter profile claims they can speak korean (archive)
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"Greek person who speaks korean"

Ugly selfie obsessed "trans dyke", aka, AGP straight male (archive)
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I swear this guy is like KF bingo; in just a few minutes I found references to My little pony, stephen universe, shrieking at glinner, cosplay, queer protests, misc SJ stuff; seems like just a matter of digging to find out he's also ABDL or something depraved like that.

Bonus: singing that is reminiscent of terry davis (archive)
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You forgot this gem.
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https://twitter.com/Salmikawolf
Here's another one I found on my journey through twitter. Her art's pretty good, I'll give her credit for that, but she's always whining about social justice, and how it's "sexual harassment" when dudes make jokes and shit.
 
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