Chris banned from 2 Mcdonalds

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random_pickle

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I'm not surprised that he ended up being banned at Mcdonalds, but two of them, seriously? It astounds me how Chris refuses to learn from his mistakes.

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Hes Chris, he always finds a way to fail.

Would he fail at failing?
 

Ryan Rash

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Good lord, even Micky-D's doesn't want him?

How long do any of you wanna bet it will take before BK and Sheetz decide to give him the boot, leaving Chris to essentially starve?
 

Some JERK

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Getting kicked out of a fast food joint isn't all that hard. I used to grab lunch almost every day at the In-N-Out across the street from Hollywood High School, and i swear, there must have been 1 or 2 ejections there per week; Unruly kids, Loitering smelly hobos, crazy people, thug-life, etc... (and that's just what i saw)

Getting outright banned from returning however, is kinda hard. Pushing any business to the point where they don't want your money (especially the kind of money Chris drops on junk food) takes some serious fuckuperry.
 

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Ryan Rash said:
Good lord, even Micky-D's doesn't want him?

How long do any of you wanna bet it will take before BK and Sheetz decide to give him the boot, leaving Chris to essentially starve?

He'll always have Hungry Man's...until the local grocer bans him too.
 

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Chris can always take heart in the fact that, unlike many previous users, he is not banned from this forum. No matter how many brick and mortor locations permaban him, he's always welcome to come talk to us.
 

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somejerk said:
Getting kicked out of a fast food joint isn't all that hard. I used to grab lunch almost every day at the In-N-Out across the street from Hollywood High School, and i swear, there must have been 1 or 2 ejections there per week; Unruly kids, Loitering smelly hobos, crazy people, thug-life, etc... (and that's just what i saw)

Getting outright banned from returning however, is kinda hard. Pushing any business to the point where they don't want your money (especially the kind of money Chris drops on junk food) takes some serious fuckuperry.
I don't know if he is necessarily permanently banned from both McDonalds.
 

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I think he'a become a McVampire and can't cross the threshold till he's invited in.
 

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Marvin said:
somejerk said:
Getting kicked out of a fast food joint isn't all that hard. I used to grab lunch almost every day at the In-N-Out across the street from Hollywood High School, and i swear, there must have been 1 or 2 ejections there per week; Unruly kids, Loitering smelly hobos, crazy people, thug-life, etc... (and that's just what i saw)

Getting outright banned from returning however, is kinda hard. Pushing any business to the point where they don't want your money (especially the kind of money Chris drops on junk food) takes some serious fuckuperry.
I don't know if he is necessarily permanently banned from both McDonalds.

Yeah, i'd wondered about that myself. It does seem like a severe measure. Maybe Chris just views getting kicked out of anywhere as being banned?
 

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Kosher Dill said:
I think he'a become a McVampire and can't cross the threshold till he's invited in.

Count Chunkula.
 

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somejerk said:
Marvin said:
somejerk said:
Getting kicked out of a fast food joint isn't all that hard. I used to grab lunch almost every day at the In-N-Out across the street from Hollywood High School, and i swear, there must have been 1 or 2 ejections there per week; Unruly kids, Loitering smelly hobos, crazy people, thug-life, etc... (and that's just what i saw)

Getting outright banned from returning however, is kinda hard. Pushing any business to the point where they don't want your money (especially the kind of money Chris drops on junk food) takes some serious fuckuperry.
I don't know if he is necessarily permanently banned from both McDonalds.

Yeah, i'd wondered about that myself. It does seem like a severe measure. Maybe Chris just views getting kicked out of anywhere as being banned?

This makes sense. Chris pretty much only deals in absolutes.
 

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Big Bob Pataki said:
there are some mcdonald's i've been to where there's a sign that says you're only allowed to spend a maximum of 15-20 minutes there.


Woah. That's strict! When you log into the wifi at Panera, for example there's something that kindly suggests you pack yr shit up and leave during busy times like lunch, but I've never seen it enforced.

There was one incident that happened at a mall, I believe, where Chris had re-arranged some of the furniture, and then a manager or such came up to him and said he had to put the furniture back to its original setting, and then he ignored her so she has to go get security or such.

That was at McDonalds. Chris probably was taking up three tables with all his junk, or dragged a chair to be closer to an outlet.
 

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The Dude said:
somejerk said:
Marvin said:
I don't know if he is necessarily permanently banned from both McDonalds.

Yeah, i'd wondered about that myself. It does seem like a severe measure. Maybe Chris just views getting kicked out of anywhere as being banned?

This makes sense. Chris pretty much only deals in absolutes.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
 

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sparklemilhouse said:
That was at McDonalds. Chris probably was taking up three tables with all his junk, or dragged a chair to be closer to an outlet.


Of course he should ignore her. She's asking him to do something he does not want to do. Obviously she has an internet connection, has heard of Sonichu and Rosechu, and is a troll.

It would be great to get some words from the unfortunate individuals that have had IRL encounters with Chris. These people have no clue about the power of Sonichu, apparently. These days, after a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, Chris is much less inclined to offer a Forgiveness Blessing.
 

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The Dude said:
Ryan Rash said:
Good lord, even Micky-D's doesn't want him?

How long do any of you wanna bet it will take before BK and Sheetz decide to give him the boot, leaving Chris to essentially starve?

He'll always have Hungry Man's...until the local grocer bans him too.

I don't remember him ever mentioning Hungry Man's, i don't think it's his type of food. Besides, they taste bad.
 

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NEET said:
I don't remember him ever mentioning Hungry Man's, i don't think it's his type of food. Besides, they taste bad.

You're right, Chris never eats Hungry Man's. He's never eaten a thing that tastes bad...unless it goes down salty.
 

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Chris has never had a sophisticated palate. If he's not eating q-sands, then he microwaves stuff at places where a microwave is available to the public.
 

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he eats like a child would eat if said child were unsupervised.
 

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CatParty said:
he eats like a child would eat if said child were unsupervised.

Bingo. It doesn't seem as if Borb took the time to teach him to make his own proper food choices (or inculcate them into him like my mother did me)
 

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CalmMyTits said:
CatParty said:
he eats like a child would eat if said child were unsupervised.

Bingo. It doesn't seem as if Borb took the time to teach him to make his own proper food choices (or inculcate them into him like my mother did me)
Judging by Barb's pre-colitis state that's probably because she doesn't know either
 

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DangDirtyTrolls said:
CalmMyTits said:
CatParty said:
he eats like a child would eat if said child were unsupervised.

Bingo. It doesn't seem as if Borb took the time to teach him to make his own proper food choices (or inculcate them into him like my mother did me)
Judging by Barb's pre-colitis state that's probably because she doesn't know either

There's that, though it seems like once upon a time, she did know, as in 1982, she was pretty slim and attractive, and now Cole seems to be in at least average shape. I suppose somewhere along the way she just stopped giving a shit, it wasn't as if she had to out any more effort into looking good once she snagged Bob.
 
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