Orbiter Kat Speculation -

Which crazy sister with a multiple court appearances is hotter?

  • Kat

    Votes: 36 5.9%
  • Jenna

    Votes: 235 38.5%
  • I drank the water and now I'm gay so I don't know

    Votes: 340 55.6%

  • Total voters
    611

Uberpenguin

Flightless Bird Agriculturalist
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I guess some jokes do write themselves.

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Well hey, Jenna must've managed to repress her nuttery for a little bit, because her hair actually looks semi-normal rather than like a lice infested rat nest, and she did her nails. Although whatever filters she's got going on here makes it look like she was cast into a ghost dimension and decided to stop and take a quick thot selfie in front of the door that leads to the afterlife.

I'm not sure who else she'd be taking these photos for aside from us detractors since I'm fairly sure nobody else actually follows her, and if that's the case I'll say I'm impressed Jen, if you brushed your hair and put on some normal clothing you could almost almost fool an unwitting man into believing you weren't insane. I still wouldn't let you into my house though; I have a good relationship with local law enforcement and I'd like to keep it that way.

I doubt she actually left at this point. She just wants nothing to do with Phil while she wastes away the rest of her life.
Agreed. Sadly as much as I'd like to see an actual divorce saga and keep telling myself it's coming any day now, judging by Philburt's ongoing behavior the more likely scenario seems to be that all novelty has worn off and his and Kat's relationship has just devolved to the point of simple transaction: if Phil keeps giving her a house, food, and videogames, she'll stick around so he can delude himself into believing he's a mature happily married adult and not an emotionally stunted incel manchild who lacks the capacity for intimacy and who's doomed to die alone. Any dislike they have for each other that would normally lead to separation is overridden by their utter sloth.

Unfortunately that also means the longevity of the absurd charade Philliam calls a marriage is tied directly to his income, which is tied directly to his monetizable online presence (which is the only online presence he'd ever maintain), which means chances are by the time the gravy train runs out and Kat leaves it'll necessarily be past a point where any of us will be able to bask in the fires of the wreckage, which is very disappointing so I hope I'm wrong.
 

Trappin in the Trap

You really let the abyss stare back unto you? Ew.
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I doubt the divorce arc ever happening because Phil's lazy as fuck, even the marriage was just an extension of "going to see parents", he kept paying on a condo that no one was using for years until a third party had to step in. I can totally buy him sticking with a marriage even if Kat was to actually buy a separate apartment with some other dude and only become his part time wife.
Now you might say "what about Katherine's personal agency?" to that I reply, Kat is barely a human and nothing she does matters because the only actions she's made in the last few years have been cheating on some other dude and lying on her back while Phil gets his penne in for few minutes. She a broke bitch, unlike based girlboss Leanna.
 

DiabeticSP

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People actually believe they'd never divorce because Phil is lazy? Kat would just move out, get a new BF and remain his wife?

...what?

I've seen it happen irl in Michigan. Kat is from Michigan.

There's a non-zero chance she leaves him and the new sucker only finds out she's not ACTUALLY divorced until he proposes and she asks him to pay the court fees to officially nix her marriage with Phil.

Phil won't pay for the divorce because he can't afford the court fees dood.
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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I'm not actually convinced she says "I don't care". It sounds more like "down there" or something.
Hmm but that wouldn't make sense in the context of what Phil's saying to her before she says that though. And what would she be implying by saying "down there"? Because she doesn't say anything else after that. You mean like some sort of towl that Phil should reach for?
 

Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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I don't know, but it sounds more like two syllables than three, and the emphasis is on the first half of the phrase. It would be kind of a strange way to say it if she were saying "I don't care". It seems more like she might have started talking before Phil stopped, and we only heard the end of some longer sentence.
 

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