Orbiter Kat Speculation -

Which crazy sister with a multiple court appearances is hotter?

  • Kat

    Votes: 36 5.9%
  • Jenna

    Votes: 235 38.5%
  • I drank the water and now I'm gay so I don't know

    Votes: 340 55.6%

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Covfefe

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There are only two types of people who can stand to follow Phil for any real length of time: folks like us who laugh at him, and folks who are just like Phil, if not worse (in certain respects). Take KG, for example. He, and a few others I'm sure, basically lives vicariously through Phil. Their emotions are his emotions. This is why the only thing that drives a wedge between them and their Gout Lord is when Phil personally slights them. They're as selfish, stupid, and narcissistic as he is. You think if Phil spent his youth being the lackey to a bully, he ever anticipated being his next victim? Neither do Phil's own lackey's today, and when they find out the hard way, it still doesn't teach them anything, because they're just like Phil in that respect too. They don't follow logic, they're a slave to their emotions, just like him.

As for Phil and his begging, it's really as simple as him not being concerned enough with being convincing to bother putting more effort in. Which is largely a product of life failing to give him reason to, as he's not smart enough to give himself reason to at least try and sell his con to more than just folks who rode the short bus to school.

One day this is going to cost him, and it's going to be almost sad to watch, because holy shit is Phil utterly unprepared for what it's going to be like when he can't even beg for money and get it anymore. There are some variables that determine the flow of things, such as whether he outlives his parents, but his doom is inevitable no matter what. It's just a matter of how long it takes before his begging days no longer support him.
And when the collapse finally happens, Biden will have signed universal basic income into law a week prior, and Phil will keep the house and wheelchairs will have more money than ever to throw at him, and he will stream until he dies in his office producing the fun, pahsitive gameplay he loves so much.
 

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DiabeticSP

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So obviously Kat knows Phil makes youtube money and can buy her stuff (I'd bet my life savings that house os full of dumb ikea shit like his last one).

But do you think she knows about his gacha ardiction? Imagine not getting a vacation/honeymoon because your degen husband spent money on pngs of wrestlers.
 

Massively Strong Greed

Thanks for the money, dummy!
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So obviously Kat knows Phil makes youtube money and can buy her stuff (I'd bet my life savings that house os full of dumb ikea shit like his last one).

But do you think she knows about his gacha ardiction? Imagine not getting a vacation/honeymoon because your degen husband spent money on pngs of wrestlers.
She apparently plays a Scopely gacha game herself (Looney Tunes World of Mayhem), so it’s entirely possible she knows about WWE Champions.
 

LostMy1stAccount

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So obviously Kat knows Phil makes youtube money and can buy her stuff (I'd bet my life savings that house os full of dumb ikea shit like his last one).

But do you think she knows about his gacha ardiction? Imagine not getting a vacation/honeymoon because your degen husband spent money on pngs of wrestlers.
I would guess she knows, but not the magnitude of his spendings.
Remember that they bought wifi on the plane so they could play their respective mobile games?
He probably told her he spends 100 bucks a month on it.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
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So obviously Kat knows Phil makes youtube money and can buy her stuff (I'd bet my life savings that house os full of dumb ikea shit like his last one).

But do you think she knows about his gacha ardiction? Imagine not getting a vacation/honeymoon because your degen husband spent money on pngs of wrestlers.
This is perhaps reading too much into things, but the recent audio clip where Phil is acting like spraying himself with a bit of water is about the most outrageous thing ever may be giving us some clues as to how done with his shit Katherine is. She doesn't have anywhere else to go, so she's not about to divorce the pigroach over it, but she has probably pieced together that there is some kind of black hole sucking up Phil's money. It doesn't take much to figure that out, after all.

Also, something to keep in mind is the sheer dedication to keeping their finances as separated as possible. Phil gets really fucking tilted at the idea of them doing things the way actual couples do, and I'm pretty sure it's because the idea was his, and if so, we know the reason why is because he doesn't want Katherine knowing what she's missing out on with her darling husband being a guy who makes six figures but eats on paper plates.

It would not surprise me if she figured it out anyways, and is letting Phil think otherwise because she never really expected much out of him to begin with.
 

TheGoutburglar

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(and likely doesn't know that himself)
Oh I seriously doubt that Phil was ever ignorant of it being substantial. Every time he has ever spoken about spending money on mobile games, he has been weird about it, like when he said "I spent a little bit of some money", verbatim, or that one post on the Supercards forum, with the weird pause even though he was typing and it would've stood out a lot less if he hadn't included that. Not to mention that if he was telling the truth about Champions, and he knew the investment was not more than a couple grand, his behavior would be very different. For over a year, Phil has been absolutely terrified of that account being linked to him, to the point where he wouldn't even name the fucking game despite it being repeated to him over and over again that that's what detractors are talking about. And his latching on to the $140k figure long ago, despite "$40k" being spammed in the chat.

No, Phil may not have known the EXACT figure, but he has definitely had an idea that it was even more embarrassing than whatever his investments were for previous gacha eras, and for way longer than his account has been public knowledge. Besides that, he has read here religiously for some time, and knows damn well that out estimate is only possibly an UNDERestimate, not an OVERestimate.
 

TheGoutburglar

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It's more likely he never looks at his bank statements and just doesn't care. After all, spending all his available money today won't hurt, he'll just have to hit the tips goal tomorrow.......
I think he would for his gacha spending. I don't just look at what Phil fails to be aware of, I look at everything in his life, and I see a clear pattern with WHAT he fucks up on. He has known, since long before Champions existed, not to be more than unhelpfully vague about his gacha spending, even while so many judgmental eyes were NOT on him at the time, even while other players, other whales, would simply be trying to gauge what kind of investment they might be looking at to reach the next level. Shit, even when he was trying to warn people about the nature of predatory mobile games, Phil declined to even so much as exaggerate for the purpose of getting it across, in plain English, what kind of money it can suck out of you. It's one thing for me to tell you a Bugatti Veyron is expensive, quite another for me to show you a pile of other expensive stuff you could buy for the same amount of money it takes to simply maintain such a vehicle for a year. He could have sent the point home in a really powerful way by being clearer about his figure, and I don't think he refrained from doing so out of genuine ignorance, because he lies about too many things.

That's a level of awareness really out of character for Phil, and it's because his priorities are fucked. I've read on here that it took him over a year to notice that Leanna was still on his phone plan. Well we know he wastes money on all kinds of things normal people concern themselves with, so that will be the reason why. Phil clearly doesn't lack the ability to notice shit when he actually cares about things, this is quite apparent with his grifting. He knows the paypigs tip for reasons he would rather they not, just as he knows so much more about wrestling than his gameplay would ever suggest is possible for him.

Phil is dumb, but he looks dumber about certain things than he really is because he doesn't give a shit about them, no matter how much he should, and cares about stuff he really should let go. Why else can he so easily recall stuff said on here?
 

darkwingosonichugorl

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I think he would for his gacha spending. I don't just look at what Phil fails to be aware of, I look at everything in his life, and I see a clear pattern with WHAT he fucks up on. He has known, since long before Champions existed, not to be more than unhelpfully vague about his gacha spending, even while so many judgmental eyes were NOT on him at the time, even while other players, other whales, would simply be trying to gauge what kind of investment they might be looking at to reach the next level. Shit, even when he was trying to warn people about the nature of predatory mobile games, Phil declined to even so much as exaggerate for the purpose of getting it across, in plain English, what kind of money it can suck out of you. It's one thing for me to tell you a Bugatti Veyron is expensive, quite another for me to show you a pile of other expensive stuff you could buy for the same amount of money it takes to simply maintain such a vehicle for a year. He could have sent the point home in a really powerful way by being clearer about his figure, and I don't think he refrained from doing so out of genuine ignorance, because he lies about too many things.

That's a level of awareness really out of character for Phil, and it's because his priorities are fucked. I've read on here that it took him over a year to notice that Leanna was still on his phone plan. Well we know he wastes money on all kinds of things normal people concern themselves with, so that will be the reason why. Phil clearly doesn't lack the ability to notice shit when he actually cares about things, this is quite apparent with his grifting. He knows the paypigs tip for reasons he would rather they not, just as he knows so much more about wrestling than his gameplay would ever suggest is possible for him.

Phil is dumb, but he looks dumber about certain things than he really is because he doesn't give a shit about them, no matter how much he should, and cares about stuff he really should let go. Why else can he so easily recall stuff said on here?
The way Phil posted in his WWE Supercard days was that he enjoyed being the "celebrity" that played the game and the attention he got from that, but he always talked like warning others to not spend too much money like the other guys with gambling problems, while Phil was clearly one of the bigger whales in the game still, bragging about how stacked his lineup was. And that 2K were greedy fucks and he'll quit the game this week for the 100th time unless they change, etc...

I can only determine that Phil completely hides WWE Champions now because he thinks it would cause some of his paypigs to wake up from pignosis. I doubt they'd care, but he's paranoid.

As for Phil spending money, I don't see it that way. He's clearly proven that he'll pay late fees, early withdrawal fees, rack up interest because Phil only sees the immediate cost and if it's small, who cares. Classic easy prey for credit cards and various others to collect on, and boy did they, even considering the bankruptcy.

I think Phil doesn't realize how much money he's wasted, only that he knows he gets mocked for it and that's a blow to his ego because it only makes him look like a morahn.
 

Iron Hamster

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The way Phil posted in his WWE Supercard days was that he enjoyed being the "celebrity" that played the game and the attention he got from that, but he always talked like warning others to not spend too much money like the other guys with gambling problems, while Phil was clearly one of the bigger whales in the game still, bragging about how stacked his lineup was.
He had to talk out against it so no one would spend more than him. See your first sentence. No way he was going to be '4th' again. He doesn't care about other people. No way he would care if they had a gambling addiction.
 

Schmeckel

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That was great since Dave tried to spin it as solely the trolls fault she left despite telling his audience that she wouldn't stay all stream because of a party. She was eyeing chat so hard while looking like she downed a whole bottle of klonopin.
I doubt it was chat. It was probably the clock in the bottom right, counting down the minutes til she could split.
 

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