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Orkeosaurus

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Chris feels like he's wasted opportunities of finding his sweetheart by not playing many games online
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Not, he hasn't missed out on being catfished by other men online.
 

InTheSidePocket

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Why can't Chris just accept his fate as a lonely, old fake tranny just like all the other lonely, old fake trannies? It's just annoying how, at 34, he still believes his life will somehow magically get better. Don't most people accept their fate at that point?
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Why can't Chris just accept his fate as a lonely, old fake tranny just like all the other lonely, old fake trannies? It's just annoying how, at 34, he still believes his life will somehow magically get better. Don't most people accept their fate at that point?
The thing is, most people are not screwed, they're just lazy. Chris is both screwed and lazy, yet he acts like he has more potential than a very young Pamela Anderson Lee.
 

InTheSidePocket

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The thing is, most people are not screwed, they're just lazy. Chris is both screwed and lazy, yet he acts like he has more potential than a very young Pamela Anderson Lee.

I guess Chris could sell his body to science, so they can study it and try to find a way for no Christian Weston Chandlers to ever scar and maim our precious mortal realm again.
 

bacterium

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Why can't Chris just accept his fate as a lonely, old fake tranny just like all the other lonely, old fake trannies? It's just annoying how, at 34, he still believes his life will somehow magically get better. Don't most people accept their fate at that point?

To be fair, would you? I don't think anyone wants to accept that they are unlovable.
 

Damndirtytroll

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You can tell Chris wants this superwoman of a sweetheart to ride in on a white pony to save him from all these burdens and allow him to go back to being a child, while she takes care of Barb and the responsibilities of Branchland Court.

Don't forget taking care of all their children!

Eagerly awaiting the Chris post about having gotten no toys. Happy holidays everybody.
 

King Kong... with wings?

6 inches long and feeling pretty fierce
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I guess Chris could sell his body to science, so they can study it and try to find a way for no Christian Weston Chandlers to ever scar and maim our precious mortal realm again.
Well, shitty parenting led to what we have here. He was and still is a sheltered brat, this molded him into what he is today.
 

InTheSidePocket

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To be fair, would you? I don't think anyone wants to accept that they are unlovable.

Most people don't have whole forums dedicated to them, but I'm talking about the life after your twenties. When kids and responsibilities take over most of it.

Hell, Chris doesn't even have a mundane domestic life to look forward to. :heart-empty:
 

Mariposa Electrique

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To be fair, would you? I don't think anyone wants to accept that they are unlovable.
I agree with you, but people don't fight back against mediocrity by making themselves look as stupid as possible.
Look at Chris' 2016 Christmas video; people have told him to stop power leveling and to clean his home, yet he uploads videos of himself POV style speaking in baby language to his cat lying on a filthy floor.

Chris wants to be plucked out of terminal obscurity by attracting a "Britney Spears" level female human by getting a killer bod and face with binaural beats when the only thing he is doing is killing his ear hair cells by listening to that garbage. Chris could take a long hard look at himself and accept that he is unattractive, bald, rapidly aging, and autistic, and he could work with that to create a more comfortable life for himself; instead, he puts on his MLP extensions and struts around like he just got an exclusive contract to do several shoots with playboy magazine.
 
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