Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Gunslinger]

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It's pretty obvious Waterman is messing with Chris because of that post Chris made the other day bemoaning the fact that part of the reason he doesn't have a sweetheart is because he doesn't play co-op online games. Of course Waterman misses the main point, which was that if Chris played these types of games it would be to find a sweetheart and therefore has no interest, really, in playing online games with a dude.
Here the post I was talking about:

Chris feels like he's wasted opportunities of finding his sweetheart by not playing many games online

Yet again Waterman's autism gets in the way of him trying to impress everyone with his epic trolling of Chris.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What a whiny little fag Chris is. Vertigo! I have a cold in my nose! Faggot.

Maybe he's afraid Watermelon will hack his account.

 

[Keine]

Of course Chris watches WatchMojo shit. Of course he manages to somehow twist everything he absorbs into being about both himself and/or video games.

 

[alex_theman]

Yet again Waterman's autism gets in the way of him trying to impress everyone with his ebic trollin of Chris.

Fixed.

 

[Clown Doll]

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Y'know there's quite something that could be deducted from Chris moaning about not getting a sweetheart through online games and a creepy man obsessed with Chris immediately offering to play co-op games online with him immediately afterwards.

 

[Moscardino]

The fakeness of him writing these ailments as though the vertigo is hitting him mid-sentence really irritates me. Trying to gain sympathy votes through a blocked nose? that doesn't stop you playing games Chris, you antisocial goon

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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Jesus, he's too lazy to play video games. Bob and Barb really hit it out of the park with their kids, didn't they?

 

[WeeGee]

Waterman might as well just offer to fuck Chris at this point.

 

[Jack Awful]

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[Caz]

In all seriousness, a vertigo while lying in bed is not a good sign. Than again he is too lazy to get his fat ass to a doctor anyway.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

In all seriousness, a vertigo while lying in bed is not a good sign. Than again he is too lazy to get his fat ass to a doctor anyway.

I don't believe any of it. As @Moscardino pointed out, when he is typing the text while feeling dizzy he might as well stop doing it and take some rest. Like most of his posts and videos this just screams fakeness and him yelling for attention and pity.

 

[ES 148]

How unenthusiastic he is.
"Ooh. Vertigo is hitting me again while I am laying in my bed."
'Ooh' is not something you follow with a full stop, Chris. Where's your flamboyancy?

 

[Guy Smiley]

Chris is really terse in a lot of his responses online. I'd never noticed it before. I guess it makes sense given his history, but he just comes across as really grumpy whenever he responds to comments.

The vertigo thing made me laugh, though. I just imagine Chris, completely monotone, "Ooh. Ah. Oh no. I have the vertigo now."

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is really terse in a lot of his responses online. I'd never noticed it before. I guess it makes sense given his history, but he just comes across as really grumpy whenever he responds to comments.

The vertigo thing made me laugh, though. I just imagine Chris, completely monotone, "Ooh. Ah. Oh no. I have the vertigo now."

Makes sense Chris would be moody and dizzy all the time.
He has a shitty diet and gets no exercise, plus he's in his mid 30s, so his metabolism is probably gone.
He probably has pre diabetes or something.

 

[muh_moobs]

Waterman might as well just offer to fuck Chris at this point.

STEPHANIE BUSTCAKES DOESN'T DO ANAL YOU MORON!!!!!11!!!!1!

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Of course Chris watches WatchMojo shit. Of course he manages to somehow twist everything he absorbs into being about both himself and/or video games.

Is that channel any good anymore?

Was done with that shit 2 years ago.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Y'know there's quite something that could be deducted from Chris moaning about not getting a sweetheart through online games and a creepy man obsessed with Chris immediately offering to play co-op games online with him immediately afterwards.

Yup, he wants his duck in or near his mouth

 

[The Dude]

I guess it's a good thing that Chris is on re.tard welfare instead of actually working a real job, since a mild head cold is all it takes to lay him out in bed. If Chris ever did have a job he'd be the kind of lazy cunt who calls in sick any time he has a scratchy throat and the sniffles. He'd be the guy who gets written up and eventually fired for taking too many sick days, then would get all indignant for being fired. "I was REALLY sick! It's not my fault! You can't fire me for being sick!"

 

[Tonberry]

I don't believe any of it. As @Moscardino pointed out, when he is typing the text while feeling dizzy he might as well stop doing it and take some rest. Like most of his posts and videos this just screams fakeness and him yelling for attention and pity.

I'm not saying I buy the story that a little cold gave him vertigo, but Chris is definitely the kind of moron that would type up multiple comments about feeling dizzy instead of just lying down until the dizzyness goes away. It's not like he'd pass up on any chance to get some asspats.

 

[AW 006]

I doubt this is related but: Remember how Chris cut his taint and we all were convinced he'd die? Well if he's true and honest he might have a few symptoms of sepsis...Confusion, dizziness, change in mental state, fever and shivers, cold symptoms being the most obvious.

Anyone know if his unclit healed over? Personally I think he's just lazy and exaggerating being sick but I'd love an update on his beautiful home grown China and if it's contributing at all.