The Positronic Pimp
Or get a 13th artist. You know, one who actually knows how to draw backgrounds instead of just fat ugly people.
"Uhmmm, excuse me, did you know Hitler painted landscapes? We will not be supporting literal Nazis in our VN thankyouverymuch! Also, photos are considered triggering to the underpriveleged since they can't afford a camera, and paying a photographer is just another example of Capitalism r*ping Mother Nature and profiting off her back!"