Kat Speculation -

Abe Vigoda

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I don't see them divorcing any time soon. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt that she's not cheating on him yet, since they just committed to getting married. But once a cheater, always a cheater is a good rule of thumb, and unless DSP changes massively after getting married, sooner or later she's going to do to him what she did to Suburu and start sneaking around. Then it will take awhile for Phil to find out what's going on since he's a hermit and I doubt he's particularly perceptive, so she could hide it for awhile saying it's work stuff or she's going out with friends while he's streaming, how would he ever know. And then when he finds out, I just don't see Phil putting his foot down and kicking her out, he doesn't like taking action and he has so much tied up in this relationship, and he'll never leave his GoutMansion so he'll let her stay but be more and more passive aggressive until she is sick of it and leaves on her own volition. That's at least 6 years right there.
 

RouterDump

Router dumped, proceed to refill
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She's lived in Renton for a year and already has a friend close enough that she had them come over to the private heavy security house every day and check on it.

Phil has lived there for 5 years and he doesn't know a single person.
I mean, that might mean something if Phil were a reasonably adjusted person who ever left his house. He's not. Even demon-infested potential sacrifices can make friends when they leave the house, especially when they have coworkers.
 

Kermit the Frog

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phil only dates girls 10 years younger lol
Kat could quite possibly be the 2nd girl Phil ever dated.
Most likely true.
High school: Phil claims he dated a couple girls, but the relationships went nowhere because he was too busy due to his focus on academics. Of course, the hottest girl in the school was all over him for prom, but at the last minute he got dumped in favor of another guy (lol).
College: Phil claimed he was mostly too busy to be dating due to his focus on academics. Still, he had the party dorm room and girls were always over, dood. Even had one guy chase him around with a machete because he was "messing around" with his girlfriend (hmm...).
FGC: Phil claimed he was too busy to be dating. Zero mention of any women during this time.
Early YouTube career: Didn't have time for dating, too busy working at the helicopter company and playing video games. Bought his money pit condo because he wanted to impress some girl who was already dating another guy (noticing a pattern here?). Once he got popular enough in 2012, he had the pick of three fangirls and chose Leanna, coincidentally the youngest and most naive of the lot. As far as we know, Leanna was his first girlfriend. The rest is history.

The only documented cases of Phil having a girlfriend are Leanna and Kat. You'd have to believe his bullshit stories for there to be other women in his life, but of course he's never mentioned any of them since then so he definitely made them up.
 

Sparkletor

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Most likely true.
High school: Phil claims he dated a couple girls, but the relationships went nowhere because he was too busy due to his focus on academics. Of course, the hottest girl in the school was all over him for prom, but at the last minute he got dumped in favor of another guy (lol).
College: Phil claimed he was mostly too busy to be dating due to his focus on academics. Still, he had the party dorm room and girls were always over, dood. Even had one guy chase him around with a machete because he was "messing around" with his girlfriend (hmm...).
FGC: Phil claimed he was too busy to be dating. Zero mention of any women during this time.
Early YouTube career: Didn't have time for dating, too busy working at the helicopter company and playing video games. Bought his money pit condo because he wanted to impress some girl who was already dating another guy (noticing a pattern here?). Once he got popular enough in 2012, he had the pick of three fangirls and chose Leanna, coincidentally the youngest and most naive of the lot. As far as we know, Leanna was his first girlfriend. The rest is history.

The only documented cases of Phil having a girlfriend are Leanna and Kat. You'd have to believe his bullshit stories for there to be other women in his life, but of course he's never mentioned any of them since then so he definitely made them up.
...is it possible Phil's parents bought him a prostitute for his 18th birthday because they thought he might be a homosexual?
 

Canadian Tire

Make funny money legal tender
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Most likely true.
High school: Phil claims he dated a couple girls, but the relationships went nowhere because he was too busy due to his focus on academics. Of course, the hottest girl in the school was all over him for prom, but at the last minute he got dumped in favor of another guy (lol).
College: Phil claimed he was mostly too busy to be dating due to his focus on academics. Still, he had the party dorm room and girls were always over, dood. Even had one guy chase him around with a machete because he was "messing around" with his girlfriend (hmm...).
FGC: Phil claimed he was too busy to be dating. Zero mention of any women during this time.
Early YouTube career: Didn't have time for dating, too busy working at the helicopter company and playing video games. Bought his money pit condo because he wanted to impress some girl who was already dating another guy (noticing a pattern here?). Once he got popular enough in 2012, he had the pick of three fangirls and chose Leanna, coincidentally the youngest and most naive of the lot. As far as we know, Leanna was his first girlfriend. The rest is history.

The only documented cases of Phil having a girlfriend are Leanna and Kat. You'd have to believe his bullshit stories for there to be other women in his life, but of course he's never mentioned any of them since then so he definitely made them up.
100% he's never dated anyone before.
He would have give vivid details about how hot she was and how hard it was to resist her feminine wiles cause she wanted to bang him 24/7. He woulda bragged about this every single Ask The King episode.
 

Sparkletor

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If you listen to how Phil talked to panda or Kat on his streams, it's very condescending. "They want to know what games you like Kat, do you have a favorite game?" Like she is stupid or something.

We can only guess how he interacts with her in real life, but not a lot of women put up with that kind of talk for long. If they really spend only 2 hours a day together, she might not notice.
 

FailedAttempt

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If you listen to how Phil talked to panda or Kat on his streams, it's very condescending. "They want to know what games you like Kat, do you have a favorite game?" Like she is stupid or something.

We can only guess how he interacts with her in real life, but not a lot of women put up with that kind of talk for long. If they really spend only 2 hours a day together, she might not notice.
I think the only kind of women Phil can pull are barely legal teens who don’t know any better (Leanna, swooped in on her fresh outta high school) and women with low self-esteem and not much to lose (Kat, a cheater with unknown mental health issues). Slim pickings.
 

DukeMorty

Just Here For The Ride
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Although, I would agree that Phil probably never had a girlfriend until Panda and Kat. I do suggest a few ideas on his past exs, if he had any.
  1. Phil does seem like the kind of guy that would never talk about his exs, as the mention of Panda is a forbidden subject in his streams. Therefore, it is a possibility that he had exs before Panda but never spoke about them because in his mind they wronged him and dont deserve to be spoken about.
  2. That being said in all these years he has been online, I would figure he would have mentioned at least one ex before Panda, as he is the type of guy to compare exs to his current gf, like how he compared Panda to Kat. And not once that I can think of has Phil compared Panda to a past ex, like saying she was a better cook, nicer, or better looking than an ex he had.

Honestly, IMO Phil only had two GFs, Panda and Kat, and all this talk about him being a pussy magnet/slayer is all bs to cover up how he was so inept dating girls. Hell, he has stated that he took prescription drugs because he was "weird", stated he was the quiet type of guy in school, stalked a girl he liked, and was ditched by girl at prom. Yeah, Phil was an incel for years unitl he met Panda, and after that he could only get women who were fan girls of his shitty content, which frankly is an easy task for anyone who has crazy fans.
 

bearsintrees

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Keth doesnt have a side-guy, she only goes to the "Gym", can't you see how Keth is fit on the wedding photos? :story:
You can tell Kat had absolutely zero influence on the planning of that week when Phil decided to bloat her up with at least two different meals that were nothing but pizza carbs before she had to fit into the dress. And then spaghetti after the wedding.

Imagine the meat sweats and dairy farts that hotel room has endured.
 

Schmeckel

Praise 'til you're hollow
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You can tell Kat had absolutely zero influence on the planning of that week when Phil decided to bloat her up with at least two different meals that were nothing but pizza carbs before she had to fit into the dress. And then spaghetti after the wedding.

Imagine the meat sweats and dairy farts that hotel room has endured.
Coupled with the default swine and gin odor... That would fry nearly every olfactory nerve in a 5 mile radius.
 
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