Orbiter Kat Speculation -

Which crazy sister with a multiple court appearances is hotter?

  • Kat

    Votes: 31 7.1%
  • Jenna

    Votes: 166 38.2%
  • I drank the water and now I'm gay so I don't know

    Votes: 237 54.6%

  • Total voters
    434

Asperchewy

Make Microsoft Paint Great Again
True & Honest Fan
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Why would you think Phil didn't know about Kat's past? Was it because he asked her about demonic possession in front of a thousand people right to her face? Who doesn't bring up their significant other's childhood trauma live on stream?
That/those stream/s was a thrill to watch live. Dsp unknowingly dunk on his future wife while what's left of her soul was seeping into his love seat with each passing question.
 

Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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I'm sure the only reason he forbids her to have a social media presence is because she would be more successful than him as a streamer and steal his audience of autists, might tack on some LTG and wings fans there to since there is a pretty big cross-over.
Khet is an uncontrollable potential leakage. Nobody is allowed to be fed with any information Phil hasn't approved. I feel this is the most important reason, just imagine what would happen if his construct of lies gets a kick to the fundamentals.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

My first Jonbenet accidentally died
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Khet is an uncontrollable potential leakage. Nobody is allowed to be fed with any information Phil hasn't approved. I feel this is the most important reason, just imagine what would happen if his construct of lies gets a kick to the fundamentals.
It would be great if Kat had a Twitter and tweeted like her sister.

"Yall niggas neva ate Italian sauce dis gud niggas jelly my pussi tite"

"Yall niggas say ima horse well you all sone ugly trick ass hoes"

"MY MAN AINT SPENDIN 40 STACKS ON NO GAY WRASSLE WRASSLE BULLSHIT FIGHT ME IRL"

"Nigga we in Corona why u buyin all the hand sanitizer"

"NIGGA I HAPPEN TO LIKE POTATOES"
 

Schmeckel

Praise 'til you're hollow
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It would be great if Kat had a Twitter and tweeted like her sister.

"Yall niggas neva ate Italian sauce dis gud niggas jelly my pussi tite"

"Yall niggas say ima horse well you all sone ugly trick ass hoes"

"MY MAN AINT SPENDIN 40 STACKS ON NO GAY WRASSLE WRASSLE BULLSHIT FIGHT ME IRL"

"Nigga we in Corona why u buyin all the hand sanitizer"

"NIGGA I HAPPEN TO LIKE POTATOES"
In reality, if she had a Twitter still, it would be more like Coffee Dad but substituting "potatoes" for "coffee" and replacing the odd/weird/creepy tweets with tweets about missing hair tricks.
 

TheGoutburglar

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Khet is an uncontrollable potential leakage. Nobody is allowed to be fed with any information Phil hasn't approved. I feel this is the most important reason, just imagine what would happen if his construct of lies gets a kick to the fundamentals.
I know Phil is paranoid as fuck about even the tiniest thing, but honestly, him worrying about us having something new to laugh at when we know the worst things about him is funnier than anything one can reasonably expect either Leanna or Kat to know about the pigroach. I mean, seriously, what could be worse than him giving in to a mobile gaming addiction and dumping God-only-knows how many thousands of dollars into it because going to rehab is too much effort for him? The only things I can think of, Phil would have to worry about going to prison for, like running over and killing a homeless guy with his old BMW. Or there being a kid somewhere that he doesn't take care of, which is quite unlikely given the fact that Phil just barely avoids qualifying as an incel.

Seriously, what else is there to scrape off the bottom of the barrel? Insight into what he might have been jacking off to during The Incident, maybe? Would have to be pretty weird shit to take him down any lower. At least now. Back then, if we had had any audio, and it was clearly guys fucking other guys, obviously that would have made it way more embarrassing for someone like Phil. But today, if another Incident happened, it being gay porn in front of him wouldn't be enough. It would have to be Boku no Pico or something.
 
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harbinger

DarksydePhallus
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It would be great if Kat had a Twitter and tweeted like her sister.

"Yall niggas neva ate Italian sauce dis gud niggas jelly my pussi tite"

"Yall niggas say ima horse well you all sone ugly trick ass hoes"

"MY MAN AINT SPENDIN 40 STACKS ON NO GAY WRASSLE WRASSLE BULLSHIT FIGHT ME IRL"

"Nigga we in Corona why u buyin all the hand sanitizer"

"NIGGA I HAPPEN TO LIKE POTATOES"
Now I know Philip married the wrong sister.
 

Freshtodeath

Kwhality Khantent
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Today on Prestream Phil said that kat "wants to go out and do stuff". I fucking knew this would happen eventually. Same thing happened with Pandalee. Eventually she got tired of the autistic schedule and him just hiding in his office every day. He said "Me and my wife never have time to do stuff cause on days off we have to go grocery shopping and errands". He said they might go to the zoo...
 
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Sparkletor 2.0

My first Jonbenet accidentally died
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Today on Prestream Phil said that kat "wants to go out and do stuff". I fucking knew this would happen eventually. Same thing happened with Pandalee. Eventually she got tired of the autistic schedule and him just hiding in his off every day. He said "Me and my wife never have time to do stuff cause on days off we have to go grocery shopping and errands". He said they might go to the zoo...
Wrong! Phil and Leanna's relationship didn't work because there was an 11 year age difference.

Phil and Kat's relationship will work because there is only an 8 year age difference.
 

darkwingosonichugorl

Let me tell you the potential of my balls.
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Today on Prestream Phil said that kat "wants to go out and do stuff". I fucking knew this would happen eventually. Same thing happened with Pandalee. Eventually she got tired of the autistic schedule and him just hiding in his office every day. He said "Me and my wife never have time to do stuff cause on days off we have to go grocery shopping and errands". He said they might go to the zoo...
Or we're in the early phase of Phil gradually admitting Katherine left long ago. Anything is possible with Philip's storytelling.
 

tzgnilki

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Today on Prestream Phil said that kat "wants to go out and do stuff". I fucking knew this would happen eventually. Same thing happened with Pandalee. Eventually she got tired of the autistic schedule and him just hiding in his office every day. He said "Me and my wife never have time to do stuff cause on days off we have to go grocery shopping and errands". He said they might go to the zoo...
he should try getting up before 10 a.m

she's gonna look for greener pastures soon if he doesn't do something

no wonder he has been autistic about finishing a stream on time so he can "spend time" with his wife, and no wonder she wanted a cat, she's lonely

and I knew as soon as we heard that late night vacuuming, she's bored as fuck, no amount of netflix, hulu or disney+ can keep someone entertained forever
 

ReentryPhantom

It is business related, and I still own it.
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he should try getting up before 10 a.m

she's gonna look for greener pastures soon if he doesn't do something

no wonder he has been autistic about finishing a stream on time so he can "spend time" with his wife, and no wonder she wanted a cat, she's lonely

and I knew as soon as we heard that late night vacuuming, she's bored as fuck, no amount of netflix, hulu or disney+ can keep someone entertained forever
She's probably constantly wondering what the other 29-32 year olds she works with are doing.
 

Fapcop

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Do you think Phil insists that he gets the mail and throws out anything with Kat's name on it?
I’ll bet 200$ and a red vest that he checks her cellphone bill for incoming and outgoing calls.

After all that hard work, Phil must be paranoid about losing his horse, and will go to great lengths to prevent it.

(Except of course in the way that matters: Dropping his autistic schedule and spend some time together doing interesting stuff.

Poor Khat has probably tried bringing up a vacation or going on a trip a few times. And never does it again after getting a Phil rant about how he needs to stream every day, and there’s no way they could afford it since he needs dat money, and trolls would kill them, blah blah.)


She's probably constantly wondering what the other 29-32 year olds she works with are doing.
Not gonna lie, despite all my horse jokes I feel kinda bad for Khat.

Yeah, she has the personality of a wooden board (at least on cam) and she sure ain’t a Panda.

But she could do so much better than an 8 year older recluse, whose main claim to fame is streaming his 3 min fap feast.

Call me a faggot, but she deserves to have some fun and be out doing what 20 year olds do, instead of spending the best years of her life in Chateau de Gout.
 
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