Kat Speculation -

Which crazy sister with a multiple court appearances is hotter?

  • Kat

    Votes: 9 8.3%
  • Jenna

    Votes: 62 56.9%
  • I drank the water and now I'm gay so I don't know

    Votes: 38 34.9%

  • Total voters
    109

Kheapathic

Feds had my dox since 2002, those fags know me.
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Kat will allegedly be working on thanksgiving. When a viewer asked what kind of job makes you work on thanksgiving Phil replied, "Almost every job makes you work on thanksgiving. Only some restaraunts and government jobs are closed on thanksgiving."
Phil has such a narrow fucking view of how the world works. Decades ago, Wal-Mart used to give Thanksgiving off, that was one of two holidays they gave off; the other was Easter. Every other day was a work day, maybe you were lucky and didn't have to go in, but other people were there, manning the store and selling shit. And now, with Christmas nudging its way into the end of October, and "Black Friday" starting between noon and 4PM on fucking Thursday last year; who the fuck does he think gets the day off? Can't discount the transportation industry, the healthcare industry, entertainment/gaming (casino), gas stations, restaurants/fast food (because non-cooking people got to eat). Even the "government" guys; you have security standing guard, every military base has a certain amount of personnel on base every weekend; it's called duty. Sure you may not be standing post, but you can't go home or leave base, because it's your duty section which means it's your time to get fucked on a big holiday (or God forbid you're under special orders getting shot at in another fucking country). The country doesn't stop for the Norman Rockwell holiday that exists in his fucking head. His time tossing salads in the mall or whatever it was should be plenty of experience for him to know he's full of shit.
 

tzgnilki

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People mistake Fake Quoting phil for humor as part of an otherwise decentish post and the insufferable paragraphs of Fake Phil monologues that dont add anything.

Anyways, Phil's boring as fuck but like always we can trust something exceptional to happen like clockwork because the man's his own worst enemy.

Every single time he gets boring as shit he'll do some dumbfuck thing thats amusing again. Hell, the exercise bike wasnt even that bad.

Anyone who sticks around here just needs to admit watching the sad clown slowly degrade to dust is a long process. Its not gonna be highlight reel worthy all the time, but we've yet to go a year where we don't end up with a cow worthy top ten list.

My money is on him getting bitchy about his wife on stream one day and letting some Leanna Health tier personal info out.
she'll cheat on him

once a cheater, always a cheater
 

MoonRocker

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This. How he got her is how he will lose her. Seen this happen IRL too many times to count. Funniest part is when the guy will fuck the gf of another dude behind his back, then act surprised when she then cheats on him with yet another guy. Cheaters are some of the lowest form of scum.
DSP is so cucked he’ll probably let Khet cheat on him as long as she stays with him. Wasn’t this what was happening with Leanna anyways?
 

DoubleSideKy

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This. How he got her is how he will lose her. Seen this happen IRL too many times to count. Funniest part is when the guy will fuck the gf of another dude behind his back, then act surprised when she then cheats on him with yet another guy. Cheaters are some of the lowest form of scum.
DSP is so cucked he’ll probably let Khet cheat on him as long as she stays with him. Wasn’t this what was happening with Leanna anyways?
Tism Theory: Kat is already cheating on Phil, he knows about it but doesn't care because she cooks him meals, does the laundry, and gives him underwear time. If he can lie about Jasper for a year, literally anything is possible doods.
 

ZehnBoat

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This. How he got her is how he will lose her. Seen this happen IRL too many times to count. Funniest part is when the guy will fuck the gf of another dude behind his back, then act surprised when she then cheats on him with yet another guy. Cheaters are some of the lowest form of scum.
why do you think he's so desperate to keep getting tons of money
he's not financially strapped, he needs it to keep khet placated
the moment he wont be able to squeeze blood from wheelchairs is the moment she leaves
 

tzgnilki

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why do you think he's so desperate to keep getting tons of money
he's not financially strapped, he needs it to keep khet placated
the moment he wont be able to squeeze blood from wheelchairs is the moment she leaves
their relationship started with dave throwing money at her like he was some hot shot

I don't doubt he is still doing his best to shower her with money, I love how the $1,800 beg goal and halloween beg goal was right before multiple days off

they definitely had something planned
 
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Awful Meerkat

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their relationship started with dave throwing money at her like he was some hot shot

I don't doubt he is still doing his best to shower her with money, I love how the $1,800 beg goal and halloween beg goal was right before multiple days off

they definitely had something planned
My theory remains that the money he needed to get wasn't $1,800. I think he inflated it to stay safe and not be stressed out if the goal isn't hit. It's extremely scummy but it's the most logical way if you're in a situation where you can pull a number out of your ass and have people give you that amount.

He didn't really look like it was 'do or die' like he does sometimes and Khet is high maintenance so he needs to keep up.

I'm pretty sure Khet is not going to bounce until she has another sugar daddy in the bag, preferably much better than DSP (not downgrading from a gated community and a gaming 'office'). It's possible that she'd text someone like she did with DSP, except that I don't really think DSP will do what SubaruMan did and kick her out when he sees it. DSP is in a position where the chances of him finding another soulmate are very slim, so he could just get cucked by some other dude.
 

Sparkletor

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They probably slashed her hours one week to make sure she didn't nudge over whatever arbitrary full-time line Seattle has.

Ie: keep her below 32 hours a week (where iirc the line is) by having her work 16 hours one week and then 48 the next. I don't remember if they count it by two week pay or weekly but I know from friends who work retail that holiday staffing hours are exceptional due to this kind of thing.


Ie: for thanksgiving/black friday they cut hours as much as possible then double shift people for the holidays.
If you don't get paid salary, you get paid weekly. If you work more than 40 hours a week anything over 40 gets paid 1.5x. You can't give a person 10 hours one week and 50 the next week.

Some jobs let you redeem vacation time for money. Some jobs let you stack vacation days. Absolutely zero part time retail jobs give you two weeks vacation per year. Zero.

My theory is Kat fucked up and they told her to stay home for a week and to get it together.
 

Sparkletor

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"If you took five minutes to research me you would know I'm not a bad guy"

"My parents are dying" five minutes later "my parents aren't dying I never said that"
My theory remains that the money he needed to get wasn't $1,800. I think he inflated it to stay safe and not be stressed out if the goal isn't hit. It's extremely scummy but it's the most logical way if you're in a situation where you can pull a number out of your ass and have people give you that amount.

He didn't really look like it was 'do or die' like he does sometimes and Khet is high maintenance so he needs to keep up.

I'm pretty sure Khet is not going to bounce until she has another sugar daddy in the bag, preferably much better than DSP (not downgrading from a gated community and a gaming 'office'). It's possible that she'd text someone like she did with DSP, except that I don't really think DSP will do what SubaruMan did and kick her out when he sees it. DSP is in a position where the chances of him finding another soulmate are very slim, so he could just get cucked by some other dude.
Think about what Phil says.

"I have to keep the door shut because Kat doesn't want to hear me"

Lol, what? Kat was a huge DSP fan. Why would she not want to hear a live show? Maybe because she is not a fan and used Phil. Just an idea.
 

DuckSucker

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their relationship started with dave throwing money at her like he was some hot shot

I don't doubt he is still doing his best to shower her with money, I love how the $1,800 beg goal and halloween beg goal was right before multiple days off

they definitely had something planned
We actually got confirmation that Kat was a gold digger, when she cheated on that other guy she was dating who was some STEM dude, he came here and basically flat out admitted she would get what she wanted or she would get angry or something like that. He might not have came here but I think he at least talked to someone who relayed it to the thread. I remember photos of her in the dudes car.

But one thing he admitted was he felt like she was only with him for his money. A lot of people think owning a fancy car means you have a lot of money--it just means youre paying a lot--but she probably saw his BMW and his condo and jumped ship from that other guy who I think also had a pretty fancy car, but not a BMW. I actually think it was nicer and even more expensive but it didnt have the name brand.

Fuck doesnt DSP own two cars one of them being a BMW that he wont let leave the garage? He doesnt go anywhere, and she works at Kohls. I know a car's value drops by like 4/5ths when you drive it off the lot but sell the BMW and get a beater dude. Youre already married, it's not like you have to worry about impressing other women, you wont even talk to them in video games.
 

Sparkletor

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We actually got confirmation that Kat was a gold digger, when she cheated on that other guy she was dating who was some STEM dude, he came here and basically flat out admitted she would get what she wanted or she would get angry or something like that. He might not have came here but I think he at least talked to someone who relayed it to the thread. I remember photos of her in the dudes car.

But one thing he admitted was he felt like she was only with him for his money. A lot of people think owning a fancy car means you have a lot of money--it just means youre paying a lot--but she probably saw his BMW and his condo and jumped ship from that other guy who I think also had a pretty fancy car, but not a BMW. I actually think it was nicer and even more expensive but it didnt have the name brand.

Fuck doesnt DSP own two cars one of them being a BMW that he wont let leave the garage? He doesnt go anywhere, and she works at Kohls. I know a car's value drops by like 4/5ths when you drive it off the lot but sell the BMW and get a beater dude. Youre already married, it's not like you have to worry about impressing other women, you wont even talk to them in video games.
Subaru Jeff never came here. "Maybe he talked to a guy" news flash. If you didn't do it yourself or get screen shots, it didn't happen.

Phil didn't have a BMW when Kat moved in. He ended the lease and got the Toyota. Kat wants Phil for the BMW is false.

If you think Phil has two cars, you are not a true detractor. All true detractors know his insurance information and know he owns one car.

Git gud son.
 

PieceofShet

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Subaru Jeff never came here. "Maybe he talked to a guy" news flash. If you didn't do it yourself or get screen shots, it didn't happen.

Phil didn't have a BMW when Kat moved in. He ended the lease and got the Toyota. Kat wants Phil for the BMW is false.

If you think Phil has two cars, you are not a true detractor. All true detractors know his insurance information and know he owns one car.

Git gud son.
Still a gold digger.
 
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Pargon

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Still a gold digger.
Yeah, considering Phil himself stated that he bought her a phone and a new wardrobe in addition to footing the bill for her moving from Michigan to Washington you're not going to convince me that at the very least she didn't have stars in her eyes over how much he was splashing out. I think gold-digger status as far as actual malicious intent is still debatable absent of evidence.

Unless of course Phil lied about that, too, but...fuck, man, I can't even manage decent speculation anymore knowing how rampant and random his dishonesty is.
 

Cyber Bowling

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Yeah, considering Phil himself stated that he bought her a phone and a new wardrobe in addition to footing the bill for her moving from Michigan to Washington you're not going to convince me that at the very least she didn't have stars in her eyes over how much he was splashing out. I think gold-digger status as far as actual malicious intent is still debatable absent of evidence.

Unless of course Phil lied about that, too, but...fuck, man, I can't even manage decent speculation anymore knowing how rampant and random his dishonesty is.
I think both are possibilities. Kat is a gold digger, but Phil also lied, or at the very least, exaggerated how much support he was giving Kat. If I had to guess why, he's trying to make himself look like a good boyfriend/husband by supporting his wife, garner sympathy from his fans for having to spend so much money doing a selfless and charitable act, or just him boasting about how much money he has to throw around. I'm leaning more towards the exaggeration angle myself. Kat probably had to pick up one or two outfits and Phil described it as an entire wardrobe. Buying a phone could be putting Kat on his plan etc. It's kinda like how DSP exaggerates how much he works by trying to tie in YouTube upload time as hours he's clocked in, or factoring in his massive break times/pre-stream stuff as active work hours. Or how his days off are filled with "chores" aka going grocery shopping.

I'll be generous towards Kat and say that money isn't the sole thing she's looking for. Not to say I think she has any attraction to Phil, but I think they have similar relationship views. Neither wanted to be alone, so they naturally gravitated towards one another, but they really don't have any shared interests or try and do anything together. But in their minds, they're being successful because they're in adult relationships. Kat probably isn't quite as boring as Phil, but she's certainly not living an entertaining life either, and seems to have pretty basic goals. I think that's why they "work" so well, at least for now. But I think even Kat, as boring as she may be, isn't on the same boringness/hermit level as DSP, which I think will be their ultimate downfall. I don't think it'll happen particularly quick though. Leanna was far more active of a person, and even she took a long while to break out of the gout mansion. She even tried to make it work, with Phil bitterly describing how he was taking time off to do things with her, and we at least used to get the odd vlog of them going out.
 

Sparkletor

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I think a lot of questions will be answered when we figure out how these two met.

Was Kat a fan and beginner streamer who asked a bigger streamer an OBS question?

Did they meet in a substance abuse chat room? A mental illness chat room?

Did Phil meet Kat on some sleazy hook up site?

We do know that Subaru Jeff says Kat went behind his back to text Phil.

Why so secretive? Something to be embarrassed about?

Nick Rekieta said he pretended to be gay to get a date with his now wife. He's not ashamed. Thousands and thousands of people have married their cousin. They aren't ashamed. Woody Allen married his adopted daughter. He isn't ashamed. Phil met Kat somehow which is so deplorable he can't mention it. Think about that.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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I think a lot of questions will be answered when we figure out how these two met.

Was Kat a fan and beginner streamer who asked a bigger streamer an OBS question?

Did they meet in a substance abuse chat room? A mental illness chat room?

Did Phil meet Kat on some sleazy hook up site?

We do know that Subaru Jeff says Kat went behind his back to text Phil.

Why so secretive? Something to be embarrassed about?

Nick Rekieta said he pretended to be gay to get a date with his now wife. He's not ashamed. Thousands and thousands of people have married their cousin. They aren't ashamed. Woody Allen married his adopted daughter. He isn't ashamed. Phil met Kat somehow which is so deplorable he can't mention it. Think about that.
Most couples love to share how they bumped in eachother. The fact that he won't even share something like that would raise some flags. I don't even think he mentioned how he met Leanna.

You think with a guy like Phil following the mature living adult storyboard, you would mention something like this in the script for such a RomCom Horror flick.
 
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